Note to Local Hotels: Never Let Charlie Sheen and Bret Michaels Rent a Room
"Charlie and I flew down to Miami for the Super Bowl and we had the part of a lifetime - a three dater - and I professionally showed him how to bust a hotel room," Michaels told Access Hollywood. "He wasn't doing a good job at first. He was kind of learning. I said, you gotta really let it out man! You gotta let it out and bust this stuff."
Nothing quite like two sad men in their late '40's acting like kids trying to properly bust a hotel room.
Of course, Sheen will be back in the area next month with his "live tour." Please pray for the furniture in whatever unlucky hotel room accommodates him for the night.
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