Mugshots Friday: Iceberg, Fairuza Balk, and God Is Awesome

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 4/11
Charged with: Petty theft
83 percent chance that at some point in this guy's life, he had the nickname Iceberg.

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Arrested: 4/19
Charged with: Aggravated assault with a firearm
When you feel like you have a look that's working magic for you, what do you care what some blogger who looks like a young Tom Arnold thinks?

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Arrested: 4/10
Charged with: Battery, criminal mischief
You can either look all glum when the cops take your mugshot, or you can use the opportunity to get a free headshot to advance your career as this generation's Fairuza Balk.

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Bobboismyfriend
Bobboismyfriend

This is so wrong. I had no Idea my photo was on this site!!You suck!!!-Fairuza Balk

bakedant
bakedant

LMAO i saw the black lady in the 2nd pic last week @ the Bayside TGI Fridays before the Lady Gaga Concert!

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