Key West Residents to Send Rick Scott a Giant Jar of Their Urine

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Rick Scott really is a big fan of having people pee in cups. He plans to start mandatory drug testing for both welfare recipients and state employees, but not everyone is on board with the plan. A group of Key West citizen calling themselves Committee for the Positive Insistence on a Sane Society (Yes, Committee for P.I.S.S.) wants to give Scott a piece of their mind and a sample from their bladder.

This weekend members gathered to take a collective urine sample and plan to send it to the governor.

"In one breath our CEO professes to be focusing on cutting wasteful government spending and laying off tens of thousands of state employees, while at the same time he announces a program to drug test state employees without any legitimate basis for such an invasion of privacy," attorney Robert Cinton wrote in the press release, according to Naked Politics.

The sample of collective urine will be sent to Scott in Tallahassee. God bless the mail room clerk who has to deal with that.

Maybe it's too much to ask the committee for P.I.S.S. to label its gift as "Special Key West-style Lemonade."

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Dr Niebrugge
Dr Niebrugge

He owns Solantic...Of course he's in favor of drug testing

Constance
Constance

Why I love Conchs, and the republic it stands for.

Sandy Carl
Sandy Carl

join the site to fire rick scott too

Acebo86
Acebo86

I agree with the whole drug testing for welfare idea. But it's the only good idea this guy has had since he's been in office. Plus, it wasn't even HIS idea, this was in the works before he came to office. I honestly hate Scott with a passion. Can I send him a jar full of turds ?

Francis
Francis

Fuck yeah! Doing drugs is a PRIVILEGE. I work my ass off so I can have enough money for weed and ecstasy and other goodies. Why the fuck should the government fund other people's recreational drug habits!?

If you wanna smoke rocks, you better be punching the clock!

Gelica8
Gelica8

God Bless PISS and all they stand for. Scott should be tarred and feathered and then jailed. The idea of using his own drug testing company to scam the most vulnerable in o9ur society is beyond corrupt. The SOB needs to go NOW.

Mizzinamorata
Mizzinamorata

Why dont you have welfare receipients drug tested

Aaa
Aaa

Why dont you have Rush Limbaugh or Noelle Bush tested for drugs?

hkavila
hkavila

Where does one donate to this worthwhile effort? I would gladly acquire a uti to make sure I shared enough.. What about the poop thing for such an anal individual? He has crapped on the citizens of Florida enough it's time to give back.

nanook
nanook

this sounds awesome, but it seems to me that mailing pee to the governor would probably get me an interview with the FBI or something, wouldn't you think?

Louiegagootz
Louiegagootz

I agree, but maybe these idiots need a little visit from the alphabet police...just sayin'

nevernot
nevernot

Agreed, Rick Scott is already under investigation by the FBI, he should be visited and given a set of shiny new bracelets and a new home overlooking the prison yard.

E.K.
E.K.

All testing should be done in his office!!!!!

Yummymmm
Yummymmm

Genius! At least someone in our great state is willing to stick it to the man for another needless invasion of privacy.

Louiegagootz
Louiegagootz

You P.I.S.S.ers are a bunch of M.O.R.O.N.s

Eat
Eat

I think all Democrats should take the pee test. They must be on something.

nevernot
nevernot

And do you think the state should allow Rick Scotts company to administer the tests? The same tests that cost about $100 each and can be beaten without thinking twice? The same tests that have been called unconstitutional by the US Supreme Court unless you have documented reasons to suspect the particular employee you are testing is using drugs? I wonder how much government waste will occur after setting up the offices to manage the testing and HR issues resulting from them as well as the lawsuits and fines we'll have to pay out of the state coffers when employee's sue and win for illegal testing methods. BTW, if Rick Scott is so concerned with drugs in Florida, why did he defund the database and office of drug control set up to eliminate our status as the largest distribution center in the western hemisphere for prescription narcotics two days after the FBI came to our state and dragged away pain clinic doctors?

Keysgent
Keysgent

Hey Louie: Whatsa matta with you? Are you one of those tea baggers?! Governor Skeletor is the worst governor this State has had since Reconstruction. Had Broward voted in the election, CEO Skeletor would be back in Texas cooking up another fraud scheme.

Louiegagootz
Louiegagootz

Why don't you & all of your buddies pack your bags & move to SF with the rest of your liberal friends...At least out there you have Governor Moonbeam & you could cultivate your own weed!! All of us up here in NAPLES will come down & help you pack.

P.I.S.S.4Brains
P.I.S.S.4Brains

YEAH! Let the welfare crackheads on the gov't teat sit around watching Maury all day in peace!

Keysgent
Keysgent

Come on Louie, get with the program. I know your patron Saint, Skeletor, is from Naples, the den of tea bagging, but you have to agree that pee testing a secretary who works for the State is a waste of taxpayer money. I am no liberal; I bet I am more conservative than you my friend! I did not know that anyone still lived in Naples; I thought your Republican banker friends had turned that village into a mortgage waste land. Don't you remember the chant of the Republicans: "Less regulation; let the private sector regulate itself!"

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