Mugshots Friday: A Ladypimp, Her Sidekick, and a Goon

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 4/7
Charged with: Cocaine possession
This guy looks like claymation. Where's his little dog who can build a rocket ship?

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Arrested: 4/2
Charged with: Battery on a person over 65
This is what ladypimps look like. Let her by you a drink and then you wake up in the back of a van with a lot of other dudes, being driven to some horrifying Nebraska roadhouse where you live the rest of your life as a drugged-up gigolo.

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Arrested: 4/4
Charged with: Petty theft, cocaine possession
And here's the ladypimp's sidekick, Jackie Brown's Great Aunt.


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8 comments
Chapalagirl
Chapalagirl

Is that an adam's apple or did he swallow a baby head...ewwww.

Drake Mallard
Drake Mallard

is that Gollum form lord of the rings on page 3?

Earthbone
Earthbone

This is really petty.I would also suggest you run a spellcheck before you use your writing ability to mock others.

PhillipP
PhillipP

The only thing petty is when a Friday comes and goes and there is no Mug Shot Friday feature.

GusGarciaRoberts
GusGarciaRoberts

Damn, I wish you had misspelled something in your comment, cause then I would be like "Same to you, buster" and the world would explode into spontaneous applause.

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