Mugshots Friday: A Ladypimp, Her Sidekick, and a Goon

​Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 4/7
Charged with: Cocaine possession
This guy looks like claymation. Where's his little dog who can build a rocket ship?

Arrested: 4/2
Charged with: Battery on a person over 65
This is what ladypimps look like. Let her by you a drink and then you wake up in the back of a van with a lot of other dudes, being driven to some horrifying Nebraska roadhouse where you live the rest of your life as a drugged-up gigolo.

Arrested: 4/4
Charged with: Petty theft, cocaine possession
And here's the ladypimp's sidekick, Jackie Brown's Great Aunt.