Woman Busted for Buying Prostitute for Elderly Dad in Tampa

By Kyle Munzenrieder Thu., Apr. 28 2011 at 4:33 PM

Undoubtedly the first time Maurice Kirchberg held his daughter Pia 51 years ago, he looked down at the baby girl and thought, Someday, when I'm old and gray and completely devoid of sex, this baby girl will buy me a prostitute. Nothing quite cements that father-daughter bond like a lady buying a hooker for her dear old dad.

According to Tampa's ABC affiliate, 51-year-old Pia Kirchberg offered a prostitute a mere $20 to get it on with her 80-year-old father Maurice. Which, really, is just an insult to the fine profession of prostitution. A real prostitute would take nothing less than 100 roses an hour. Kirchberg was out looking in an area of town known for prostitution.

Unfortunately for her, Kirchberg wasn't dealing with a real prostitute, but an undercover officer who was part of a sting.

Both Kirchbergs were arrested for soliciting a prostitute, but at least they get matching father-daughter mug shots they'll remember forever.

"Prostitution is illegal. It doesn't matter how old you are," Tampa Police spokeswoman Laura McElroy said. "If we catch you trying to solicit a prostitute, you're going to jail."

[ABC Action News via NBCMiami]

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Brian

what a waste....Free Maurice..and someone give him a tug..please..

Black Friday

Wow, Now I really have heard everything!

LEAF

That is just silly Laura McElroy should be fired for this.Can't we just make this Legal like most country's.

Largebill

Aw, how sweet. And it isn't even Father's Day yet.

Jim Anderson

waste of our tax dollars though that mug shot is priceless. i thought she was a he

clever

She must have looked like Janet Napolitano for 20 bucks.

Nw_aus_man

Damn. I'm going to have to watch porn all weekend to get that image out of my head.

Shossain788

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salparadise23

If you've ever seen a female police officer, $20 is too generous.

Bwmartin2

Don't come to Lansing then. The only good looking hooker here, was the undercover cop.

Shain

This is ridiculous! If the poor old guy wanted one last hour of passion and she was trying to help him what's the big deal?! There are REAL criminals out there that the police should be after. Not some old man!

quit_wasting_money_on_this

What a waste of tax resources and manpower, setting up stings to stop two consenting adults from doing what they want to do. One for money, the other for fun. Great job police...

Wretched

Don't blame the police. They are enforcing the law. Blame the law.

Guest

only because the Gov't makes no money on it.

Dewner Jenkins

I'll certainly sleep better now that this vicious criminal mastermind is behind bars.

Killa Banana

no kidding, what a waste of municipal resources on that sting. Meanwhile 1/2 mile down the road there's a gas station clerk being robbed, and there's no police units available to help him.