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Donald Trump's Hair: The Long Form Birth Certificate

By Gus Garcia-Roberts Wed., May 11 2011 at 9:00 AM
Categories: Flotsam, News
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​Our private investigators -- and art director Pam Shavalier -- have been working around the clock trying to locate this document.

Now we know what Donald Trump's Hair has been hiding. You're welcome, America.






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