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Donald Trump's Hair: The Long Form Birth Certificate

By Gus Garcia-Roberts Wed., May 11 2011 at 9:00 AM
Categories: Flotsam, News
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Photo by Gage Skidmore (via Wikimedia Commons)
​Our private investigators -- and art director Pam Shavalier -- have been working around the clock trying to locate this document.

Now we know what Donald Trump's Hair has been hiding. You're welcome, America.






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Birthers, Donald Trump, Donald Trump's Hair
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Congratulations, New Times. You have managed to take one of the funniest things in the planet and make it unfunny. Way to go!

GusGarciaRoberts
GusGarciaRoberts

You managed to not understand how ungodly funny this birth certificate is. READER FAIL.

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