Help Us Insultingly Nickname the New Marlins Stadium and Win Marlins Tickets!

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Welcome to The Chum Bucket.
We're a year from the new Marlins Stadium opening, but it's already one of the most hated edifices ever built in Miami. (Just ask Carlos Alvarez). So while we spend the next 40 years paying down the $2.4 billion in interest on this elephant we never wanted and didn't get to vote on, shouldn't we at least have a great, insulting nickname to hurl at it?

In this week's New Times we count down the six biggest lies about the new ballpark, and to assuage our anger we need your help to come up with the perfect slur for the park. Help us out and we'll hook you up!

Here's the deal: We've got two tickets for the Marlins series with the Tampa Bay Rays on May 20 and 21. They're good infield box seats.

And they're yours for the takin'! Just give us an insulting nickname for the worst stadium deal ever.

Cleveland has the Jake. Anaheim has The Big A. Miami will have ... the Chum Bucket? The Rusty Can Opener? The Carlos Alvarez Memorial Stadium?

Leave your best suggestions in the comments, or email them here.

We'll pick a winner by the end of the week, and we'll use it in every Marlins blog for years to come.

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guest
guest

Chapter 13 Field

Pops6949
Pops6949

THE NAME FOR THE STADIUM:TAX PAYERS STADIUM

RERGFG
RERGFG

THE LATIN BUILDERS MAFIA BOWL

EfEWF
EfEWF

Whorida Fall Park

Doucher
Doucher

Go back to Havana Bowl

Guest
Guest

Spic and ScamThe Cuban Screw Bin

Mauricio
Mauricio

Tropicorrupto Field is the best one. El Estadio de los Douches comes in at a CLOSE second.

Marlins suck
Marlins suck

"Jeffrey Loria, the Canadian owner of the Marlins, bought a $40 mil mansion in Southhampton, NY with Miami-Dade's money Stadium"

Tim Elfrink
Tim Elfrink

Update: I'm putting our top five choices up for a vote in the morning. So if you've been saving up your work of shit-talking genius, now is the time to post it.

RICK the
RICK the

ocean parasite parksuckerfish stadiumTHE LEECH

Drake Mallard
Drake Mallard

trillion dollars toilet seats

You know how I define the economic and social classes in this country? The upper class keeps all of the money, pays none of the taxes. The middle class pays all of the taxes, does all of the work. The poor are there... just to scare the shit out of the middle class. Keep 'em showing up at those jobs.

Jay
Jay

The Dong Dome

Jay
Jay

The Sinkhole

Alxfilms
Alxfilms

"If you build it, they still won't come" Field

Miami fans are so bad they still wont go see the marlins even with the new stadium.

Cm62987
Cm62987

Loan Shark Aquarium.

Unlockmeasap
Unlockmeasap

"big large thing that we'll rename and probably build over again in 10 years anyway stadium"

Julian Munoz
Julian Munoz

The Alvarez Scam Field of Miami Dade County

John
John

The Miami Marlins "SHITE! Is that your ring or your watch?" Stadium

Bruno R
Bruno R

Davy-d "Sampson" Jones Locker.... aaarghh!!

(can't forget the aarghhh!!)

c_roz
c_roz

KickBack Field or KickBack Dome

guest
guest

There's already a Chum Bucket in Miami, sorry...

Rug_Disafakename
Rug_Disafakename

- The Fistfuck- Felcher Stadium- Dookie Bowl- Ripoff Arena- The Liar Dome

nevernot
nevernot

"Pay for Play Stadium" or simply "That Eyesore"

mrkc60
mrkc60

Banana Republic Stadium

ffv
ffv

The GREAT WRONG BOWL

Docwordz
Docwordz

The silver boob The dollar dome of doomMiami stye The onlooker traffic

-Chris R Garcia

Joel
Joel

The EmptyDomeFloriDUH FieldToilet Bowl

duts
duts

Payoff Park

F_caballe
F_caballe

At the end it will be good for Miami and Little Havana. Stop complaining. Money otherwise would be spend it in other useless projects.

one time
one time

sure, at the expense of half a billion that could have gone to other 'useless projects' such as education and social services. you sound like a real dummy saying that.

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