Rapture-Fearing Fort Myers Teen Loaded His Car with Guns, Arrested for Driving it to School
Boyko, a student at Riverdale High School, bought into the rapture crap and decided to store three shotguns, a semi-automatic handgun, a revolver, two bayonets, gloves, a bottle of vodka, some Bud Light, bolt cutters, ski mask and tons of ammunition in his car. Apparently, he thought he'd need all of this to survive the rapture.
Boyko, for some reason, didn't unload the trove once Saturday came and went with the world remaining in tact. Then he showed up to school on Monday, but didn't need to as graduating seniors had no need to show up.
Someone saw him with a gun at school, and officials confronted him and searched his Neon.
When the assistant principal asked him if he had anything at school he shouldn't, Boyko replied, "Yes, a lot."
School officials were at first worried that Boyko may have been planning a school shooting, but he told police he was just concerned about the rapture.
He now faces 14 criminal charges. Which most sit fine with him, considering the rapture is now scheduled for sometime in October. What's a few felonies when the world is about to end soon, anyway?
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