Classless DeShawn Stevenson Arrested For Being Drunk and Lost

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Stevenson reportedly could not bail himself out with the stupid $5 bill tattooed on his stupid throat.
Dallas Maverick and all-around shitty person DeShawn Stevenson done got himself arrested. What a pity.

Stevenson, who called the Miami Heat "classless" after game 6 and then showed up in Dallas the next day wearing a T-shirt that said "Hey LeBron! How's my Dirk taste," was arrested last night after he was found "wandering disoriented in an apartment complex" and didn't know where he was, according Dallas TV station KDFW4.

Stevenson, who couldn't play college ball because he got a mind-blowing 450 on his SATs, put up seven points per game against the Heat before drunkenly wandering off even further into obscurity. Though it's hard to believe the charges, considering how focused and aware he looks in his mugshot. It's the same laser vision that got him his sub-35 playoff shooting percentage.

It's a shame the photographer didn't move a step to the right, or he could have captured the backwards 'P' tattooed on his cheek in support of the Pittsburgh Pirates. He got it because he thinks if you stand far enough away, it looks like a 'P.' The guy's definitely got a future in management.

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SurpriseYoureStupid
SurpriseYoureStupid

Stevenson was stupid before they played the Heat. This has nothing to do with Mavs beating Heat. He's ALWAYS been stupid....

Catmaster25
Catmaster25

Heat can eat a dirk lol !!!!! MAVERICKS!!!!!!! Come to BIG D talkin noise, na DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS miami out the picture

GuntherZorn
GuntherZorn

Dallas yahoos, are you still talking bball? It's over, you got to brag a couple of days, now let it go. I know you got nothing much to brag about in that pathetic city in that ass-wipe of a state, but enough is enough. Now fuck all y'all and go watch the NHL finals and see some real men play a sport.

typikal82
typikal82

someone's sore

Cuban
Cuban

If the only piece of news you can scrounge up is on this clown then I really feel bad for you. No one in Dallas gives a shit about this guy. He didn't win the series for us. Dirk, JT, Kidd, and the bench did. Don't blame the fact that Riley pissed away $$$ on a fucking ass clown like Lebron on Mavs fans. Because honestly he doesn't give a shit about any of you anyway. He made that clear in his post game conference. Remember? Fucking tool.

Ihave2kidneys
Ihave2kidneys

The mavs deserved to win this title, the heat didn't show up to play. I've been a mavs fan my whole life and it's sad to see a mav mess up so bad off the court. It still doesn't change the fact that the mavs won. Heat fans, stop bitching, it's yalls first year with new players. If y'all can't just accept that y'all lost and move on, then you have other issues to deal with. Suck it up. Go mavs!

Tired Of the Cry Babies
Tired Of the Cry Babies

Problem is.. a real Fan like myself accepts the fact that we LOST fair & square. What we're "bitching" about is the fact that these sore winners are coming on this website thread & shitting on us for something that was out of our control. If he was barred out on Zanax or Percs or w.e. the hell he was on, that's his fault. When a celebrity goes to jail down here, even if it's one of our own, he deserves it for being a Ri-tard. The majority (99%) of you Mavs fans are bragging about the Win like we should Bow down & kiss the ground you walk on. Sorry that's unacceotable. When we won our 1st in '06 we didn't go on your websites & shit on you!!! Jus Sayin....MAN UP YOU SORE WINNERS & STOP TALKING CACA

Fabiofrancomia
Fabiofrancomia

best news i've read all day, karma's a bitch #HeatNation

"Stevenson reportedly could not bail himself out with the stupid $5 bill tattooed on his stupid throat." LOL AWESOME

mia
mia

That cop was born in Dade County..

Email
Email

what a bitter baby the Rich Abdill is...he's the real loser.

Fred
Fred

At least in Miami when we find a Heat player drunk and lost, we give him a ride home!

Guest
Guest

The tattoo on his neck and cheek alone, make him an idiot.

Tired Of the Cry Babies
Tired Of the Cry Babies

And those retarded fans ("dickpullers") like yourselves are from out of town reading a MIAMI article online. Jeez the power of the internet & sore winners. Oh yea the 6-8 points he put in the whole offseason qualifies him as balling...riiiighhht. SMH. It's an article meant to shun the stupidity of this idiot who pushed Haslem just for walking in his way. Yea I'm sure all you dickriders will support him. It sounds to me like the whole country is bandwaggoning Dallas just because they beat the HEAT who will in fact, come back 2x as strong next year & spank everybody. GO HEAT! Fuckin Haters! Get a tattoo of your team & then holla @ me to see whose riding the bandwagon.

Jgonzales76
Jgonzales76

You obviously don't know a thing about the game if you didn't see what Deshawn did defensively against Lebitch James. So to all you cocksmokers in Miami go eat a dick and that means you too Abdil! We bent y'all over and won the Championship in your barn!! Yeehaw!!

Tired Of the Cry Babies
Tired Of the Cry Babies

Wow! Now I know your defintely from Texas. Vete pa la Piinngaaaa! How u like that Yeehaw?! Ol' Howdy Doody mofo...lol SORE WINNERS UP & DOWN THIS COMMENT THREAD.

Kris
Kris

Hilarious. The city of Miami is close to as hated as LeBron now. We just destroyed you. This is all you got? Lol. 

Jose D. Duran
Jose D. Duran

That's why our tourism is so bad, because everyone is visiting Dallas for the great beaches and nightlife. OH NOES!

Al
Al

STAY CLASSY DESHAWN!!!   What a dumbass!

Howsmy Dirktaste
Howsmy Dirktaste

What a stupid article. I really hope you didn't get paid for writing this. Now, not only are the Miami Heat classless, Deshawn Stevenson classless, but you are classless and idiotic as well. I'm sorry that it hurts when you're team and city have little heart. Oh, and remember one thing...... Deshawn Stevenson and Brian Cardinal have a ring and Lebron James doesn't. HA!

Al
Al

Is this another stupid Mavs fan reading a Miami Newspaper???  Cuban is getting Deshawn and ankle bracelet instead of a ring....   :)

Dallas Mavs beat that ass
Dallas Mavs beat that ass

Wow! If you really think this is a "newspaper," then you Miami fans are dumber than I thought. 

Al
Al

Who the fuck is Brian Cardinal???

Michael Thomas
Michael Thomas

Well looks like Miami is still sour as a grapefruit.

Mjm31991
Mjm31991

"wandering disoriented"... is this an article about Deshawn Stevenson or Lebron's 4th quarters?

Jessie James
Jessie James

HAHAHA, who wrote this ? They sound like a little girl whose heart was broken because the heat lost the series haha. Unprofessional.

William
William

"Hey DeShawn, how does HEAT taste?" lmao! Smh! Idiot

Root for Mavs next season!
Root for Mavs next season!

This was written in Miami, so much is explained.. U guys are still bitter about the loss, which is understandable.. And FYI he called James and Wade classless for doing the classless move of making fun of Dirk.. In case you forgot, he's the guy that was killing the Heat out there!

Laracroft
Laracroft

If coming to read  article about the Heat is the way you celebrate your triumph, I feel sorry for you... the only ones rooting for the mavs, are the fans of the team that got their a$$es kicked by the Heat.... lets go Heat.

Tired Of the Cry Babies
Tired Of the Cry Babies

The only bitterness we have is the way your celebrating your victory. 1nce again SORE WINNERS.

Lebron
Lebron

haha sorry but miami has the worst fans. this dudes a character and he shat all over prince james. sorry bandwagon faggots, wait till next year

Laracroft
Laracroft

Real Heat fans have been around for a long time... we didn't just pop up because of LBJ, like must you heat haters think... this guy stevenson doesn't know how to party...

Al
Al

You need to have another argument other than our fans.. that is getting old dickhead..other than game 5 that Dallas arena was silent... Hey Deshawn how does Jail taste?????    GO HEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WhyareHeatFansSoDumb?
WhyareHeatFansSoDumb?

uh... People don't go to jail for being drunk.... getting arrested and going to jail are two different things.... moron.

DTown Native
DTown Native

Dallas arena silent except game 5??? We beat y'all 4 games to 2! Jail prolly doesn't taste all that bad due to the after taste of a NBA Championship left in his mouth! Why are u yelling go heat?? Hahaha

MFFL
MFFL

Maybe he should ask Lebron's mom how Jail tastes

Cameron McDaniel
Cameron McDaniel

You tuck your tail between your legs in the 954, 305 like that and YOU'LL be sent back in a box, fool.

Lantz duncan
Lantz duncan

thats just wrong.your a asshole for saying shit like that

MFFL
MFFL

How about this argument: NBA Champion Dallas Mavericks

Lantz duncan
Lantz duncan

come on down to the 954,305 talkin that shit and you'll be send back in a box fool

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