Five eBay Father's Day Gifts on Sale Near Miami Right Now
|eBay user tonystradingpost|
|You can get your mother sent to the hospital for less than $20!|
1. Soviet gas mask: $39.99? To survive a chemical attack? It would be rude not to buy this for Pops. Just a heads-up: the brilliant anthropologist selling it says it "comes with instructions but its all in Russian so I cant read it... I dont know the age but am guessing early 70's? I take this guess by the photos in the instructions as the male model using the mask looks like he is from the 70's." What could go wrong.
2. A throwing knife: Snag this specially weighted Arkansas toothpick for $19.75. Then get the hell out of the way.
3. An autographed photo of John Glenn: There's not really a joke here; the guy was the first American to orbit the Earth and went back to space when he was 77. And he signed this picture. Almost makes me wish I had a kid with $150 bucks to spend.
4. A "FLORIDA: BASS CAPITAL" license plate: All you have to do is scratch off the 'B' and you've got a grade-A car accessory.
|eBay user caopolican_68|
|"Ass capital" is actually a very sophisticated accounting term for the liquid assets of strippers.|
|eBay user frankscouture|
|Wouldn't this "medical" equipment look nice in Dad's den next to the fireplace?|
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