Lakers' Ron Artest Picks Heat to Win In 4 or 5 or 6 or Not At All
Memorial day was banging in Miami Packed It's time to party now
Wow Now I see a tiger skin blouse Let's party
Omg!!! I see an elephant in a thong
With such an indelibly positive opinion of the city, it was inevitable that he picked the Heat to possibly sweep the Mavs:
I'm extremely proud of Dallas Not a hater But I think Miami in four or five
Can Dallas sweep the heat?
I don't care who wins But I got heat in 5
Oh, wait. No. Four games, plus a thesaurus:
Miami in four not five if dirk is hurt But j Terry will have big games
I like the mavs And coach Rick But I just think the three headed cerebellum us too much for dirk and his perks
But then he seems to think a Mavericks win isn't entirely impossible...
If Dallas wins four one I'll run down Santa monica with electrical shocks on my chest nipples
Ok I was wrong I got mavs in six I mis calculated If lebron gets this win n Dallas I'm going on record as saying he is great!!
But let me say this I can't see Miami winning now But I will still say Miami in six But I don't believe
So we've got the support of the baller/rap producer behind the internationally acclaimed (and inexplicably sneaker-themed) "Ball'n Mixtape," put together by the "World Wide Wariers."