Mugshots Friday: The Evil Iglesias, Bladimir, and Gangsta Panda

​Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

​Arrested: 5/13
Charged with: Disorderly intoxication, drinking in public
Little is known about the oldest Iglesias brother, Fernanditisimo Iglesias-- except for that he uses his powers of lothario for pure evil, and also enjoys Schnapps.

​Arrested: 5/5
Charged with: Possession of a controlled substance, trespassing
There's two things we're betting Lizard Gallagher here knows better than can be taught in any schools: hair conditioner brands and the electric bass.

​Arrested: 5/6
Charged with: Possession of marijuana with intent to distribute, violation of probation, resisting officer
God bless this kid. Who knows where he comes from or where he's headed but man-- that is a great fuck you face.