Mugshots Friday: The Iceman, Chuckles and an Oscar Gamble Wanna-be

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Young Tom Arnold is busy with pressing journalistic business, but I'll do my best to maintain his otherwise unwavering commitment to excellence in mugshot analysis. Let's do this.

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Arrested: 06/22
Charged with: Cocaine possession
I know she's being booked, but that look still makes me feel like I've disappointed her somehow.

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Arrested: 06/22
Charged with: Petit retail theft of less than $300
This guy looks like he may have been really cool in a decade that isn't this one; somewhere, a crappy .38 Special cover band is looking for a new drummer. Also, is his jaw swollen or did someone give him a caramel for the ride downtown?

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Arrested: 06/22
Charged with: Animal cruelty
SEAN CONNERY?! IS THAT YOU?

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"Yesh. Yesh it ish."
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2 comments
dniym
dniym

you are funnier than the original writer

HurricaneWilma
HurricaneWilma

"that look still makes me feel like I've disappointed her somehow."- Mike Damone

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