Bang Bus Porn Star Raul "Ramon" Armenteros Busted for Keeping 21 Farm Animals Locked in Hot Car

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We have been to the mountaintop and returned with this: the most Miami-tastic news story ever.

Bang Bus porn star "Ramon" -- famous for his giant penis -- was arrested last week for keeping a menagerie of suffering farm animals locked in a vehicle on a 90-degree day.

Last Monday afternoon, Miami Police responded to complaints of a "child crying" in a van parked in a lot at NW 37th Avenue and Seventh Street. Officers found a whole annoying Christmas song full of animals crammed into the van and deprived of water:

  • eight roosters
  • four guinea hens
  • four pigeons
  • four goats
  • one duck

The goats were tied up in plastic bags, which sounds horrific, and one of them was dead.

As cops were investigating the scene, 46-year-old Raul Armenteros -- better known to masturbators as Ramon, who has made a career out of having sex with women in the back of vans as they tool around Miami -- and 44-year-old James Arroyo strolled up and said they owned the animals.

They were arrested on charges of animal cruelty and booked on $110,000 each.

Armenteros was arrested in 2009, records show, for battery and tampering with evidence, charges which weren't prosecuted. We're blaming James Arroyo for being a bad influence. The guy has been arrested more than 32 times, with charges including cocaine possession, tampering with physical evidence, petty theft and larceny, and grand theft.

This is one of those stories that makes no sense at first. But there must be a reason why a porn star was driving a van filled with live animals stuffed into plastic bags, and we will not rest until we know that reason.

Here's the police report:

Raul Bang Bros Animal Cruelty Arrest Report

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Denise
Denise

i'd screw one of the animals before i let this man near me. and i'm not into human/anmals sex, but the animals seem cleaner than him

yo
yo

actually, factory farms are on a much larger scale, so ya, there ya go. lets go arrest the perdues.

yo
yo

um, i dont see how its any different then whats done at factory farms, but ok. and ya, santeria. kinda makes factory farms seem like dark witchcraft when put in this light. 

Yosho2k
Yosho2k

Santaria or Voodoo. Now we know why his cock is so big, I knew it wasn't natural.

PaulyG
PaulyG

Chicks are absolute dirty, disgusting whores. Who in their right mind would fuck this guy? Look at him. But they do. Offer them a couple of hundred bucks and they will fuck an old, filthy, scrawy, aids looking spic.

Ljpilgrim
Ljpilgrim

Send them back to Cuba, after castration

thebulldog
thebulldog

the great equalizer, hung but stupid...i love it

f b
f b

worse mobile production of animal farm.... ever

Carolann
Carolann

shoot them both in the head... pieces of shit

du_scurrilous
du_scurrilous

They were for his next film '"Men Who @#$% Goats...and Roosters, Ducks, Pigeons, and Hens."

Somuchofporn
Somuchofporn

There is a weird niche porn fetish involving girls getting banged on top of animals after they kill them. Maybe the guy needed some money ya know?

maaarlong
maaarlong

food?...nah probably santeria

GusGarciaRoberts
GusGarciaRoberts

Well, yeah, Santeria, but we want to know more. Where was this porn/Santeria party and why weren't we invited?

H.
H.

Santeria, plain and simple. case closed. The end.

Jorge Garcia
Jorge Garcia

Pauly. Although your underlying point has some validity, you spoiled it with the "spic" term. You do have to wonder how some women would stoop so low as to allow this dirt bag to come within 10 yards of them. It's sad and it says alot about the level of morality in this town, more so than in alot of other towns I think. But it's not limited only to "spics". You see it in every culture. But I will go out on a limb and say this. If there is ever a poster boy for the possible valid use of the word "spic", this dude would be it!  A santeria practicing, chicken abusing, goat killing pornstar. Only in Miami. It's so bizarre, it's almost as funny as it is repulsive.

PaulyG
PaulyG

Why? I was calling that ugly bastard a spic. Which you call him as well.

And I said chicks are disgusting whores. Chicks everywhere. Not just in Miami.

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