Mugshots Friday: The Coppertone Girl, a Rapper Named British, And The Tree of Life Viewing Party

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
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Arrested: 7/8 
Charged with: Loitering, possession of burglary tools
The sudden realization hits most of us at least once in our life: Dude, my hair is getting out of control.
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Arrested: 7/9 
Charged with: Disorderly conduct, criminal mischief, first-degree arson, escape attempt 
You have a scary-ass list of criminal charges and you're covered in creepy lacerations. Don't make that innocent little face like you're suddenly the Coppertone Girl.
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Arrested: 7/11 
Charged with: Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon 
What the fuck is going on with rappers these days? If they're not peddling some bootleg cognac produced at a French farm they personally toured, they're capping their teeth, shaving their widow's peak, and having the real first name "British." British?! We would kill for a good ol' Ol' Dirty Bastard mugshot right about now.

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DirtYSouthSidea
DirtYSouthSidea

Coppertone Girl My Dick, is what id love to be, unfortunate  you don't know half the story but have the audacity to talk shit Pussy Ass Cracker.

Nnevillefl
Nnevillefl

u guys just got lazy on pg 3 or wat

Freddy
Freddy

Miami cops rule!!!!!

baby momma !
baby momma !

How do you think he got all beat up ! The damn cops in Miami are bastards and they will get theirs soon. Piece of shit cops !

Ladiiinesiita
Ladiiinesiita

thats right lili the Coppertone Girl is a great guy with 2 wonderful kids. His never been in jail. And because of the cops he has all those fake charges.He has a lot of family support soon he will walk out a free man....

Lili4sh0
Lili4sh0

When the cops beat you, this is what you look like.  There are a lot of nasty cops out there in the street, and hopefully this will be all taken care of soon.

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