Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
Charged with: Loitering, possession of burglary tools
The sudden realization hits most of us at least once in our life: Dude, my hair is getting out of control
Charged with: Disorderly conduct, criminal mischief, first-degree arson, escape attempt
You have a scary-ass list of criminal charges and you're covered in creepy lacerations. Don't make that innocent little face like you're suddenly the Coppertone Girl.
Charged with: Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon
What the fuck is going on with rappers these days? If they're not peddling some bootleg cognac produced at a French farm they personally toured, they're capping their teeth, shaving their widow's peak, and having the real first name "British." British?! We would kill for a good ol' Ol' Dirty Bastard mugshot right about now.