Florida Man Calls Cops After Hookers Rob Him When He Falls Asleep
According to Off the Beat, the final straw for the unidentified man came July 1. He decided to go all-out that night and hired three ladies for $20 a pop. He picked them up from outside a convenience store near his house.
He was so pleased with the ladies' performances that once he was done, he even gave them a performance bonus. Then he fell asleep.
He woke a little while later to discover that an additional $90 was taken from his pants' pocket. So he called police.
When two officers arrived, the police report states, the man "enthusiastically" told them of his weekly hooker habit. He explained he liked to secure the services of different girls every time to keep things interesting, but noted they had begun stealing from him once he dozed off.
Though he also mentioned he was partly to blame because he can't stay away from "the girls in the short skirts," he wanted to let police know of the problem so that other johns wouldn't get ripped off.
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