Mugshots Friday: Big Ami$h, A Forehead Equation, and Our Friend Tom
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
Charged with: Burglary, possession of burglary tools
Block the right side of this dude's head with your hand and he's Fernando, quietly competent van driver, mildly hungry for a sandwich. Block the left side and BOOM he's an unidentified ballroom-dancing assassin wanted for massacring twelve people with his braid.
Charged with: Retail theft, attempt to remove an anti-shoplifting device
... and this guy look like they'd make some sort of bad-ass odd couple. Lawrence aka DeadlyW0rm hacks mainframes, and Big Ami$h busts heads.