Mugshots Friday: A Magical Half-Giant, A Man Without a Country and a Snowglobe Impersonator
Charged with: Armed robbery, battery
-- Guaranteed way to keep future co-workers from asking about that mugshot of you they found on the Internet: Have it taken in a hospital gown with office supplies sticking out of your skull.
Charged with: Disorderly intoxication
-- ZOMBIE KURT VONNEGUT GOT DRUNK IN MIAMI!
|"Well aren't you a clever little hipster."|
Charged with: Fleeing or eluding a police officer, driving with knowledge of a suspended license.
-- Given the circumstances of having a mugshot taken, there aren't many that cause any genuine feelings of animosity. This guy though... he just rubs us the wrong way. What do you think you're being so clever about? Bro. YOU'RE IN JAIL. Also, you've got some shmutz on your forehead.