Pippa Middleton's Rear Spurs Butt Surgery Craze, Claims Miami Plastic Surgeon
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The not-quite-publicity-shy Dr. Constantino Mendieta, whose website, mind you, is ButtsByMendieta.com, tells NewsCore that Pippa's pooper is all the rage.
"The latest craze here in the US and all over the world is to get the 'Pippa Butt Lift,'" Mendieta says. "Once the breast implants reigned supreme, now it is the buttocks that are considered a woman's best asset."
Mendieta claims Pippa has even stolen the title of world's favorite ass from Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez.
"Both have tremendous curves and large buttocks. While lots of people love the overall shape of those women, many felt those derrieres were just a bit too big," he says. "But ever since the royal wedding, Pippa Middleton has become the new queen of the booty."
Somehow we doubt tons of Miami ladies are rushing to the doctor's office to get the ass of a thin little English girl. Let's put it this way -- if she was shaking it at King of Diamonds, she'd be lucky to get a tip.
Now, that's more like it.
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