The Miami Heat Continues to Destroy Children at Basketball Camps

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In journalism, three is a trend, so we're declaring it here first: There is now an epidemic of Miami Heat child abuse going on at basketball camps around the country.

First we take you back to the halcyon days of August 2010, when the Big Three was just formed. Dwyane Wade totally crushed some children's souls at a youth basketball clinic:

Then, earlier this month, LeBron James posterized a Belieber:

So now D-Wade has been filmed going all Mutombo on some tykes' asses during an innocent game of knockout. (0:48: Won't anybody think of the children?!)

We haven't yet heard of Bosh destroying any children's dreams at basketball clinics, but considering he sends out tweets like this, we bet he's totally manhandling kids at Magic meets, or perhaps throwing little kids off mountains in Second Life.

Man, if only Dirk Nowitzki was a snot-nosed prepubescent who believed in Santa.

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bigd19731
bigd19731

HATERS , HATERS , AND MORE HATERS . IS THIS THE BEST YOU CAN COME UP WITH TO TRY TO EMPHASIZE NOTHING BUT HATE . GET A REAL LIFE AND FIND SOME REAL DESTRUCTION IN THE NEWS . THIS IS THE WORST SPORTS JOURNALISM THAT I HAVE ENCOUNTERED . AND FOR ALL THE HATE , HERE IS SOME LOVE . ''''''''GO HEAT''''''''

 

Carolann
Carolann

MLB ... whatever... same BS - all OVER PAID idiots.

Carolann
Carolann

Fuck the Heat.  A bunch of over paid atheletes who "help" children for publicity. Let me be clear, that goes for the entire NBA, MBL and NFL ... maybe they can all get together and fight some dogs or run over someone....

Matthew Delima
Matthew Delima

It's good to be humbled at a young age. Not to mention using the word "destroyed" in the headline is a toast to the media's alarmist attitude towards everything these days. It's disheartening. There was nothing worth media attention in those videos besides the fact that they're doing great things for the community.

VoiceofReason
VoiceofReason

the writer of this article is a living joke.  grow up and write about something worthwhile

SSSG4DB
SSSG4DB

STILL HATING   GET A LIFE AND LEARN TO BE A REAL WRITER WITH REAL OPINIONS INSTEAD OF JUMPING ON THE NATIONS BANDWAGON OF HATE FOR THE HEAT!! YOU ALONG WITH THE OTHER FOOLS REALLY BRING A NEW MEANING TO BEING A SORE LOSER FOLLER JUST LIKE TWITTER NEVER A LEADER GROW A SAC U BUNCH OF SPOILED WANNABES

Nanacarli
Nanacarli

I really feel for the kid who lebron dunked on

Drake Mallard
Drake Mallard

I think LeBron James has to be one of the most boring people/players of all time.

The NBA is lame. Its not really a team game anymore--its more about looking cool and who can score the most points

Carolann
Carolann

Good things for the community?. Come on - not without the cameras rolling baby... a basketball camp?  How about building a school or a new animal shelter - basketball camp will not make a fucking difference in these kids life - an education will.  

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