AllCanes Sells "Nevin Shapiro: Snitches Get Stitches" T-Shirt

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While the University of Miami athletics department is surely full of anxiety this week, you also have to feel for the fine folks down the street at AllCanes, the store that specializes in nothing but Hurricanes merchandise. The Shapiro scandal could affect the shop's bottom line, but at the moment, the place is trying to make the best of a bad situation with a newly realized Nevin Shapiro shirt.

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Apologies to AllCanes' classic "The U Invented Swagger" tee, but the store just might have a brand-new best seller.

Here's the product description:
Fresh from our guys at Bad Boys Of The 80s, the "Snitches Tee" - for that snitching, stool pigeon, scumbag, jailbird rat, Nevin Shapiro. Rakontur's Billy Corben turned us on to the new tee, so we made a point to get it in stock due to popular demand. This worn-in, comfy tee is a double middle finger to the corrupt NCAA and that steaming pile of human garbage rotting in an Atlanta prison. This tee might not be for everybody, but there was a big outcry for it and to those who see it as therapy, here you go. Go Canes. U Family. Keep the faith.
You can pick up yours here.

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It is okay to have statement shirts but those should be ones that are not offensive in any way. 

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Statement shirts should also make everything less offensive. 

Caneforever
Caneforever

Don't act like you don't love the [|_|] its all good fun.

Bob
Bob

Miami is all class

Cobra
Cobra

Yes lets continue to support the idea that ratting out people who break the rules and law is a bad thing. I mean its not like urban communities and ghettos ever have to deal with the same problem.

Hashim305
Hashim305

There is a HUGE difference between a witness and a snitch.A witness is a victim of a crime, or a bystander completely uninvolved with the crime, or criminal enterprise in general. There is nothing wrong with being a witness.

A snitch is someone commits a crime, gets caught, and tells on their friends or compatriots to avoid their own accountability. Snitches can also report on completely unrelated crimes...again to avoid their own accountability.

Snitches are unreliable (willing to say anything to avoid their own accountability even if it's false), and as such, are the lowest of the low. If you looked up snitch in the dictionary, you'd see a picture of Nevin Shapiro, right alongside Sammy the Bull and Frank Lucas.

Sin E D
Sin E D

You're right, but even from personal experience, nobody will ever refrain from whooping a "witness"'s ass after looking "snitch" up in a dictionary.

Dumb
Dumb

Miami fans, buy this shirt and show the world that you are a complete idiot!  Don't solve the problems, just look for someone to blame, continuing the get ghetto ideals...

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