Woman Impaled on Hooks Aims to Save Sharks (NSFW)

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courtesy of LUSH cosmetics
LUSH employee Alice Newstead strings herself up in London to save sharks
Sharks are the Adolf Hitlers of the ocean, not because they are deranged, but because discussion about them causes people to shout and threaten one another with bodily harm.

Or impale themselves on giant fish hooks.

That's what one LUSH cosmetics employee will do tomorrow in San Francisco. The grisly stunt is part of a global campaign to sell "shark fin soap," a campaign backers hope will save the pelagic species, including here in South Florida -- shark central.

LUSH has partnered with activist group Shark Savers to sell "shark fin soap" in stores across the nation this week (no shark fins included, see below for a picture).

The goal is to not only raise money to help protect the species -- an estimated 100 million of which are killed every year -- but also push for state-by-state bans on the shark fin trade, says LUSH campaign manager Brandi Halls.

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LUSH Fresh Handmade Cosmetic's limited-edition "shark fin soap," shark-fin-free of course
​"She will be hung through the skin on her back," Halls explains of LUSH employee Alice Newstead. "She's meant to represent the shark, and the hooks are the same ones used in longlining process."

"It's horrific," she says. "The sharks are hauled onboard, their fins are sliced off, and sometimes they're dumped back in the ocean to die."

Shark "finning," as the procedure is called, is illegal in Florida and the U.S., but state and national authorities say it still happens infrequently.

As we reported in a feature earlier this summer, just about the only thing that shark fishermen and shark scientists agree on is that without the fin industry, shark fishing wouldn't be an issue.

In fact, LUSH's shark campaign coincides with a push to pass AB 376, a bill to ban the possession or sale of shark fins that has stalled in the California Senate. The legislation has proved controversial, especially in San Francisco, because shark fin soup is considered a delicacy by many Chinese-Americans.

But similar bills have already passed in Hawaii, Oregon, and Washington, Halls points out. Why not California? Or Florida, for that matter?

The Sunshine State might not be home to many Chinese-Americans, but it's the epicenter of America's shark fin industry. Thirty years after government encouragement and Steven Spielberg's Jaws combined to create a boom in shark killing, South Florida remains home to roughly two-thirds of shark fishermen on the Atlantic or Gulf coasts.

Halls says LUSH will circulate a petition to ban shark fins in Florida at its Dadeland and Aventura mall locations.

Thankfully, Newstead and her hooks will be across the coast in San Francisco. See below for another photo of what her performance will look like, but be aware: It's pretty gross.

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Courtesy of LUSH cosmetics
Alice Newstead, a LUSH employee, strings herself up on "longline" hooks to protest shark killing
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and a 100 million sharks a year?wouldnt they be extinct?soon?

Dex X.
Dex X.

This is the first time I've seen suspension used this way. Bravo. :)


Can we linch Puke up like this and feed him to some poor hungry Tiger Shark?? I'll donate the boat and gas.


If I caught THAT, I wouldn't kill it, but I might PHUGGIT before I threw it back.

Eddie G
Eddie G

Shark taste delicious. However, this campaign has no taste.


"The goal is to not only raise money to help protect the species -- an estimated 100 million of which are killed every year"

I find it very hard to believe 100 million variety of sharks are killed every year. Do they have a specific citation or reliable reference for this? If so i wanna see it for my own eyes.

Don Lorenzo
Don Lorenzo

She would do better to serve herself up as sushi.

Juan R. Pollo
Juan R. Pollo

Come on, Michael, the practice is called suspending and some people do it for fun all the time.


For a better effect she should cut her arms off in protest

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