Ed Koch Gone Bad, Tiny Coolio Braids, and Crowdsourcing a Beard Joke

Categories: Mugshots Friday
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 9/18
Charged with: Battery
Dude, it's Nevin Shapiro's soul.

Arrested: 9/26
Charged with: Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, domestic battery by strangulation, threat against a public servant, battery on emergency medical care provider
Remember when Ed Koch was just the wacky mayor of a dilapidated New York City? Then he came down here, joined a ruthless old-man gang, and started beating up on every paramedic in sight.

Arrested: 9/23
Charged with: Petty theft
We're pretty sure we've featured her before. When you look like the naked AARP version of Jackie Brown, you're going to get featured everytime you're arrested. It's in the Mugshots Friday policy book.

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Blake D
Blake D

When this MugShot picture of me got posted (the one with the cartoon beard) i lost my job at the Vagabond.. It also closed alot of other security jobs for me downtown. Now the few places that i go to and would like to work at wont let me work due to this.. i wish you would have did a follow up and seen that i beat this B/S case and all charges were droped on october 19th..              trillblake@aim.com


damn Kotch thats gangster, Bloomberg better start running


@9/19; Eraserhead, growing on his face.


Delbert, email me your address: gus.garcia-roberts@miaminewtimes.com

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