Ed Koch Gone Bad, Tiny Coolio Braids, and Crowdsourcing a Beard Joke

Categories: Mugshots Friday
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 9/18
Charged with: Battery
Dude, it's Nevin Shapiro's soul.

Arrested: 9/26
Charged with: Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, domestic battery by strangulation, threat against a public servant, battery on emergency medical care provider
Remember when Ed Koch was just the wacky mayor of a dilapidated New York City? Then he came down here, joined a ruthless old-man gang, and started beating up on every paramedic in sight.

Arrested: 9/23
Charged with: Petty theft
We're pretty sure we've featured her before. When you look like the naked AARP version of Jackie Brown, you're going to get featured everytime you're arrested. It's in the Mugshots Friday policy book.

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