Florida Teen Arrested for Whacking Off in Church, Twice

Categories: WTF Florida
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Things weren't so nice in the First United Methodist Church on Niceville a few Sundays ago. Apparently a 14-year-old boy, bored with the pastor's sermon, decided to whip his little flesh pulpit out and go to town in the middle of service.

The boy was seen with his sexual organ out, manipulating himself, by five people during not one, but two different services according to The Northwest Florida Daily News. The incidents occurred on August 28, and police were called to the scene.

One witness told police that they saw "his penis outside his pants," while another said the boy was definitely masturbating.

The boy admitted to whipping out his junk twice, and told officer he was "playing with it" because he was "bored."

The boy was arrested on charges of indecent exposure and lewd and lascivious behavior.

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9 comments
Dollaz213
Dollaz213

youll shoot your eye out kid!

Rafael
Rafael

Definitily there is a need for exorcism here and a lot of therapy pervert don't you know it'll fall off.

Bruce Edmund Carroll
Bruce Edmund Carroll

Thou shall not pleasure thyself or you shall face the wrath of God and go to jail!!!! Amen!!!!

Popo
Popo

Pffft...protestants

kymberlyn
kymberlyn

I like the category tag, WTF Florida, lmao...

Scretch
Scretch

Creepy. I say give him another chance though. Maybe the humiliation of getting caught is enough to make him change his path.

Drake Mallard
Drake Mallard

If he's gonna jerk off, I'm gonna jerk off, too

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