Florida Woman Arrested After Sucking on Police Officer's Prosthetic Penis

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Police have a history of pulling off some wacky stunts and spending a lot of time targeting prostitutes, but a Manatee County police officer's methods to arrest a hooker seem kind of cruel. He threw money at her, made her suck a rubber stunt penis, and then slammed on the car's brakes, causing her head to hit the dashboard.

The Manatee County Sheriff's Office deputy was working an undercover sting last week when he picked up Christina Vavra. According to the police report, they drove to a 7-Eleven so the officer could pick up some cash from an ATM. He then threw the money around the car, not even directly handing it to her, and asked that she leave enough left over so he could go grocery shopping.

Vavra, knowing that a real police officer is not allowed to expose himself, asked to see the undercover deputy's man junk before getting down to business. The officer said he needed to put a condom on and then pulled out a prosthetic rubber penis covered in a condom. Vavra began sucking it while the officer was still driving, apparently unaware it was a dopple-dong. Then the officer claimed he saw an opossum in the road and had to step on the brake. The quick stop caused Vavra to hit her head on the dashboard.

Only after all of this did the officer ask Vavra what her price was ($20 for oral). After all of that humiliation, he arrested her.

Meanwhile, we can only assume that crimes with actual victims were going on somewhere in Manatee County.

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34 comments
Anonymous4165
Anonymous4165

That is fucking disgusting.... not far from rape. What a sick fucking society that THAT is legal. Fuck you pig.

suzanne
suzanne

omg...a rubber stunt penis? and she calls herself a professional...?? keep up the good work manatee co.sherrif dept.whatever the sacrifice....lol.

Paul Aitken
Paul Aitken

I have always said that the prison state that it became (fla.) "Manufactures Crime", as if there isn't enough "real crime" to take care of... they like the fore-play of making something a crime that isn't, but enjoys-playing (getting their ROCKS-OFF while getting paid for it! Grow a Pair and go after real crimes... prostitution is the oldest trade ever known, I'm sure you've been with one, one time or another in your life copper...GET A LIFE YOU PREV 

Angelmom213
Angelmom213

It is hard to believe that we as citizens are ask to show respect for "Manatee Counties Finest", I guess this was nice his finest moment ! Undercover or not, it is totally unacceptable, I respect the prostitute more, at least she was not pretending to be a john, pretending to be a police officer.

Rafael
Rafael

This I find totally disgusting the police arresting a grown woman after making a deal,can't two adults enter a financial arragement without bringing the law into the matter.

michael wind
michael wind

prosthetic penis will become part of the police tools.

Slewballer
Slewballer

Why are my tax dollars spent on this? $20 bj's are like the only reason why people go to Manatee County in the first place.

worldwatcher
worldwatcher

slamming on the brakes with your cock in a hookers mouth..I can think of a few better ways to getcircumcised. whats next rubber cunts to catch johns? stick it in "click" busted....backasswards florida 

ballsdeep
ballsdeep

Sounds like an episode of my new sitcom, "Night Stick."

Crenee
Crenee

That is very unacceptable. Do they need to do all that arrest some one for doing something illegal. I believe that in a sick way he liked all that. Go out of his way to humiliate a human being...Wow I thing they are suppose to show respect...

faraH
faraH

I've heard this before that a woman was detained for prostitution in Bradenton, Fla. on September 14. While the arrest was not unusual, the officer's detain document exposed an unusual practice: undercover police often use phony penises in prostitution stings. Source for this article: Police use of fake penises exposed in graphic arrest report

Jay Thompson
Jay Thompson

prostitution combines free enterprise with sex. Which one are you against?

bigriggs
bigriggs

The spread of disease, the rampant drug abuse by hookers and general lowlifes hanging around hookers.

MechisX
MechisX

prostitution combines free enterprise with sex. Which one are you against?

CAMSHEEL
CAMSHEEL

Just too funny  The hooker did not know it was fake?

Guest
Guest

Did she keep the $20

Nyinshertztx
Nyinshertztx

This just goes to show us there are too many police with nothing but cockamamie time on there hands. Real crime going on down the road...................

unL33T
unL33T

Reminds me how on cops whenever they do the sting, it isn't bad enough that the chick gets arrested for being a hooker on national television.  No, first they need to talk her down from her already ridiculously cheap $20 beejer to $5.  Only after they've degraded her down to that point can they make the arrest.

Alyn
Alyn

"land of the free"? yeah, rightwhy are fascists so compelled to police the moral choices of others?

Electronic Cigarette
Electronic Cigarette

Seriously, Florida - why is it always you?

Daniel Alvarez
Daniel Alvarez

buddy, truth is stranger than fiction.. imagine the stuff that DOESN'T make the news..

women clothing
women clothing

That's weird. The exact same thing happened to me at my Uncle Steve's house.

Eladarmagnus
Eladarmagnus

and the cops wonder why they get no respect from the general public... pullin stupid stunts like this rather than hunting down rapists, murderers and child molestors... nice job piggy, you just made your whole department a laughing stock and declined the already low to no respect that you have.

WekTee
WekTee

Wow, $20 not bad at all! Thats a good deal. Dont these idiot cops have any REAL crime to pursue?? Apparently not.

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big willy
big willy

and texting and driving are unsafe...

Dollabill7593
Dollabill7593

With cops like that. I'm surprised that they catch real bad criminals.

Bold Porn
Bold Porn

wow,  i just the job wasnt that good. lol

Vma1985
Vma1985

Cristina Vavra a ruski whore!!

sukitoffyouho
sukitoffyouho

That's a sucky thing to do to somebody.betcha it sucks where she is now. That just sucks.

SuckOnThis
SuckOnThis

Driving while a ho sucks on your fake dick is still dangerous.  Totally unacceptable.  Deal with real crime you idiots.

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