Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
Hey, guys. To attempt to atone for our brief but unannounced hiatus, we've compiled a celebrity look-alike edition.
No, really. It was kind of tough to put together. You don't think we did it?
Well, we did. You don't have to be like that. What did we ever do to deserve this?
Oh, right. Well, we are sorry for leaving you hanging last week. Have some look-alikes.