Rick Scott and Rick Perry Neck and Neck in "Worst Governor Ever" Contest
Sure, these soft-faced stand-ins don't quite capture the stern, haunting features of either Governor Rick, but they'll do in a pinch.
Both have surpassed other rivals such as Wisconsin's Scott Walker, Ohio's John Kasich, Arizona's Jan Brewer, and another Rick, Michigan's Gov. Rick Snyder.
Of course, this contest could just as well work as "Worst Rick Ever." Though, Santorum and Sanchez might make a run for the top in that race.
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