|At least the Miami Dolphins front office hasn't messed with the cheerleaders.|
The Miami Dolphins screwed up when they decided to honor
the 2008-2009 national champion Florida Gators football team
the October 23 home game against the Denver Broncos. Gator rivals, the UM Hurricanes, are both our home team and in trouble with the NCAA.
This stupidity shouldn't
surprise Dolfans.The franchise hasn't had its act
together since 1983, the year the team drafted Hall of Fame
quarterback Dan Marino.
5. Jeff Ireland asks Dez Bryant if his mom was a ho.
So in honor of the Dolphins' front-office ineptitude, we give you the top five worst management moves by
Miami's oldest professional sports team:
Before the Dallas Cowboys made Bryant
their number one pick in the 2010 draft, the former Oklahoma State
wide receiver was interviewed by the Dolphins general manager.
Ireland inquired if his mother had been a prostitute, which an
insulted Bryant flatly denied. After the story went public, Ireland
issued a mea culpa: "I used poor judgment in one of the questions
I asked him. I certainly meant no disrespect and apologized to him."
What Ireland really wanted to know if Dez's mom provided the full girlfriend experience.4. Partnering with Jimmy Buffett.
In addition to renaming the team's stadium after Buffett's bitter-ass Landshark Lager, the
front office also agreed to stop playing the Dolphins fight song in
favor of a ditty composed by the crooner. Now every time we go to a
home game, we have to put up with that insufferable chorus line: "We
got fins to the left, fins to the right, we're at the only game in
town. Oh, oh, oh, oh!" We'd like to take a fin and jam it into