Girls, Girls, Girls, and a Man With a Very Smooth Head

​Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. .

​Arrested: 10/9
Charged with: Refusal to take DUI test, resisting officer with violence, escape, criminal mischief, disorderly intoxication
Yep, it's one of those weeks. Where ladies got mysterious shit in their dimples and we have no idea why.

​Arrested: 10/6
Charged with: Aggravated battery with a deadly weapon
And hellions. Man, do we have a lot of hellions this week.

​Arrested: 10/9
Charged with: Grand theft third degree
She looks like the type of girl who would convince you to drive her to Omaha, Nebraska on a whim. But along the way she pawns your guitar and coerces you into robbing a couple of liquor stores and at one point she drunk-dials your mom and then one day she just drives off in your car while you're taking a crap in a 7-Eleven.