Marc Sarnoff's Five Biggest Lies: Fake Mortgages, Ignorant Mailers, and Made-Up Grandpas

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With a $417,000 campaign war chest, Miami Commissioner Marc Sarnoff is the top rainmaker of the five candidates running in next week's November 1 election.

The incumbent from Coconut Grove is also the guy who tells the biggest whoppers. To honor his preeminent status, Banana Republican has compiled Sarnoff's top five tall tales, from fibbing about where he lives to telling tales about his own grandfather. Click through for the full list.

5. As chairman of the taxpayer-subsidized Downtown Development Authority, he was present for the July 11 meeting in which executive director Alyce Robertson explained the agency would mail out absentee ballot request forms to voters. Yet he told the Miami Herald on October 20 that he was "unaware" of the mailers. Sure, Marc.

4. Last year, his aides David Karsh and Bert Gonzalez abruptly resigned after landing higher-paying gigs at the Omni Community Redevelopment Agency, another city board that Sarnoff chairs. When we asked him about it, Sarnoff -- who publicly admonishes anyone who uses ignorance as a defense -- said, "It came as a surprise to me." Um, OK, Marc.

3. To obtain a lower interest rate, he claimed in 1998, 2000, and 2006 that three Coconut Grove properties listed on mortgage documents were his primary residences. In fact, he was living in only one of them. Tsk, tsk, Marc.

2. In 2006, shortly after he was elected, Sarnoff denied meeting with developer Jorge Perez before the city commission's vote on the builder's condo project next to Mercy Hospital. A year later, while being deposed by state prosecutors investigating Commissioner Michelle Spence-Jones, he admitted that was untrue. C'mon now, Marc.

1. Nothing tops his claim that he was the grandson of a television pioneer who founded NBC in 1939. For the first two years he was in office, the biography page on his city commission website noted his granddaddy was "General" David Sarnoff. But in 2008, Paula Sarnoff, David's 81-year-old grandniece, told us the commish "is certainly not David's grandson, nephew or otherwise. He is not related to us." Damn, Marc!



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Soledad829
Soledad829

I think the point of this article is that Marc Sarnoff is a habitual liar.  While a transsexual republican who is against gay marriage may seem a little odd, it may very well be a better option than Marc Sarnoff.

Thank you Occupiers
Thank you Occupiers

Don't hate sarnoff, just vote Callahan. That would be the best outcome.

SarNOT
SarNOT

William Armbrister has my vote. Can't wait to throw out SarNOT!

Amarilys Sanchez
Amarilys Sanchez

Miami New Times should be focusing on all candidates. Let's face it, not a lot of people like to educate themselves about the candidates running for office. Miami New Times should make it a community obligation to it's readers!!!!

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Politics

Well who does New Times endorse? The transsexual republican?

And any good things to say? Or bad things to say about other candidates/council members? Seems like Sarnoff has been getting te focus the last few weeks.

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