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Mugshots Friday: The Thanksgiving Hangover Edition

Categories: Mugshots Friday

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 11/19
Charged with: Indecent exposure
Proto-Hipster Pat says: It's pie-for-breakfast day! We're going to wrap this one up quick so you can get back to watching Saved By The Bell all morning.

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Arrested: 11/19
Charged with: Battery
This is the face our aunt made when her rhubarb pie was deemed better than another aunt's pumpkin pie. Okay, no more pie jokes.

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Arrested: 11/23
Charged with: Battery
His skin is Italian leather and he bleeds merlot. He could go on if we knew about more fancy things.


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