Mugshots Friday: The Thanksgiving Hangover Edition
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
Charged with: Indecent exposure
Proto-Hipster Pat says: It's pie-for-breakfast day! We're going to wrap this one up quick so you can get back to watching Saved By The Bell all morning.