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Bleach-Blond Carjackers, Gangsta John Waters, and God

Categories: Mugshots Friday
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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 11/10
Charged with: DUI with damage to property or person, armed burglary, resisting officer without violence, escape
This guy looks like he spent his whole life getting the tattoos and the golds and the facial hair and then making this face in the mirror, all in anticipation of this moment. Way to live the dream, man.

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Arrested: 11/9
Charged with: Grand theft auto, felony battery
Yep, these fellas were arrested together. Is there some Pizza Hut Eminem carjacking spree going on we didn't know about?

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Arrested: 11/5
Charged with: Grand theft auto, strongarm robbery
We were gonna say this guy looks like a gangsta John Waters, but then we realized that John Waters is already pretty gangsta. Didn't he film a woman eating poop?


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6 comments
Melhilgenberg
Melhilgenberg

Bill Murry WAS in Kingpin,He had the custom bowling ball that was clear and had a rose in the middle,He played in the tournament against Woody Harrelson and Randy Quaid,Watch the movie

Correction
Correction

Bill Murray is not in "Kingpin" The movie stars Woody Harrelson and Randy Quaid

Miami Native
Miami Native

That's weird I swear I knew them when they were younger. Glad I didn't yurn out like them

bigriggs
bigriggs

#1 looks like a fine upstanding young man.

Blank
Blank

Get the facts right Bill Murray is in King Pin!!

bigriggs
bigriggs

Bill Murray is in Kingpin. He plays Ernie McKraken.

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