Stynx, Shark Teeth, and the Funnest Guy at the Racetrack

Categories: Mugshots Friday

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 11/12
Charged with: Disorderly intoxication
We just checked with our music editor. There's no band called Stynx. So either this guy is a huge Styx fan and his jailhouse tattoo artist's trademark was putting an extra "n" into everything or... something stynx.

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Arrested: 11/11
Charged with: Possession of cocaine with intent to sell, resisting officer without violence
Maybe it's yo' upper lip.

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Arrested: 11/17
Charged with: Criminal Mischief, grand theft third degree
BAM. All the world's secrets are stored in that chin.

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smh
smh

corny

j d
j d

u guys r crazy

j d
j d

nice

Werewolf
Werewolf

The second to the last mugshot was taken as the guy hung upside down pretending to be a bat! Oh, the Count Dracula wannabes out there!

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