Stynx, Shark Teeth, and the Funnest Guy at the Racetrack
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
Charged with: Disorderly intoxication
We just checked with our music editor. There's no band called Stynx. So either this guy is a huge Styx fan and his jailhouse tattoo artist's trademark was putting an extra "n" into everything or... something stynx.