Joe Sanchez's Car is Covered in Five Gallons of Feces in Gruesome Crime Photos

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When former mayoral candidate and commissioner Joe Sanchez announced this morning that his Florida Highway Patrol cruiser had been vandalized with human feces -- possibly the latest salvo in a war raging between FHP and the Miami police -- we were picturing a liberally placed turd or two. Maybe a flaming paper bag of poop, at worst. We were not prepared, though, for the truly gruesome photos after the jump of Sanchez's cruiser coated in five gallons of excrement.

Click through at your own peril:

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via FHP
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via FHP
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via FHP
Shit just got real!

The FHP also released their incident report on the vandalism. Sanchez called his colleagues on the force to report the crime at 11:05 a.m. on Saturday, the report shows.

He said the car had been covered in feces sometime between 6:45 a.m. and 10:45 a.m. The FHP, according to the report, have "no suspects" at this time.

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Honest Reviews
Honest Reviews

I think this should be FHP's new stripe job on all their patrol cars and change their cellphone phone number from *FHP to SH*T  !    hahaha 

samurai1833
samurai1833

"Shit just got real"  .... was hilarious!

But seriously, who accumulates a bucket of shit to make a point.  And he is not going to clean it, some minimum wage city worker is going to have to clean this up.

So you are just punishing the little guy, not cool. 

Think about that before you make such a "statement"

Lee-hop
Lee-hop

They can take DNA samples of the feces to find out who it belonged to.

Rodney45555
Rodney45555

This is a good example to follow. Instead of using guns they use feces.I actually feel relieved looking at this story. If more people used feces to fight there would be less death. Wars fought with feces instead of guns would have a better outcome. All we are saying is give feces a chance.

TrollTiem
TrollTiem

Damn, I was hoping it was really covered, like, fucking literally covered, submerged, in feces.

Yoooyooo
Yoooyooo

Talk about a dirty sanchez...I knew most cops were assholes butt....

Ok I got nothin'

GuntherZorn
GuntherZorn

Hmmm, was it Sanchez the cop or Sanchez the politician who car was shat upon?

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