John Stirling, Captain Caught With 800 Lbs Of Coke, Took Photos Atop Giant Piles of Cash

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​Sure, John Philip Stirling may be Canadian, but he's also the most Miami-flavored drug smuggler to land in local federal court since the heyday of the Cocaine Cowboys. When he was caught at sea last week off Colombia with 800 pounds of coke, the good captain flat-out told the feds: "There's nothing wrong with cocaine smuggling."

Now comes news from his native Vancouver that shortly before his arrest, Stirling brazenly sent his neighbor -- a disabled dwarf to whom he owed thousands -- photos of himself lounging around atop giant piles of drug money.

Let's just say it now. Riptide would never approve of massive cocaine trafficking operations, but dammit, we like the cut of this fella's jib.

In an ongoing B.C. civil case, Stirling's neighbors claims the drug captain taunted them with photos of his immense trafficking hauls and videos threatening to shoot his enemies.

The neighbor, Shawn Martin -- who is often confined to a wheelchair by his dwarfism -- and his mother, Myrna Beckman, say Stirling refused to repay them $30,000 in loans even as he was arranging massive coke deals.

Stirling actually sued the neighbors first, in August, claiming amazingly that the dwarf and his 63-year-old mom were "threatening" him by sending "Hell's Angels" to his home. He asked for $10 million.

Around the same time, the Sun reports, Stirling bragged that he'd just come back from Colombia with $200,000 cash stuffed into suitcases. When Martin reasonably asked if he could get his loan back, Stirling instead emailed a photo of himself lying on all the cash like it was a bearskin rug.

"I told you if you waited you would have got paid, but since you didn't, you will never receive a dime and everyone else has been paid back for their investment but you," Stirling wrote, according to court documents.

Martin says he's also got a videotape of Stirling threatening to shoot people and that before he was arrested last week, the captain he threatened to burn down his house.

That won't be a huge danger now -- Stirling faces multiple federal drug smuggling counts in Miami federal court.

The captain was a local legend up in British Columbia long before his latest clashes with Miami-based federal agents, though. 

In 2001, the swarthy-looking 60-year-old -- a beer-gutted, mustache-wearing mariner -- was caught north of Seattle in his boat, the Western Wind, which was laden with an amazing two-and-a-half tons of coke. The cocaine was "labeled 'Colombia' and wrapped in sugar sacks," the Vancouver Sun reported -- yet Canadian prosecutors never charged Stirling. (Gotta love that Canuck justice system.)

Then, in 2006, Stirling again got popped, this time for $6.5 million of pot. Again, charges were dropped. The most time Stirling ever served was five years in the early '90s, the Sun writes.

That's likely to change now that he's spending his days in the Miami Federal Detention Center. The next hearing in his case is set for Dec. 7.

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Then there is John’s wife Marlene. She is dumber than a sack of hammers. Beau is also stupider than a mud fence. You can’t even have an intelligent conversation with him. He is burnt out from all the drugs he has done. They all deserve each other. None of them work; all they do is live off of everyone’s money.Now that he is in jail, Beau and Marlene have taken over the family business and are dealing cocaine and other drugs. I talked to my cop friend and he told me that one of Beau’s friends got popped awhile back and is flipping on them.He is wearing a wire and is collecting evidence and the cops are building a case against the two. Well if Stirling is transferred to Canada then maybe the whole family can share a cell.


I can tell you a couple stories about the Stirling family. I live in Victoria, the same city as them and know the whole family pretty well.John Stirling’s son, Beau Stirling, was in a car accident a few years ago where he killed 2 people. As soon as he was released from the hospital he and a bunch of his friends went to the beach and partied for a few days. Just shows how much remorse he had for the two people he just killed. At first he tried to blame one of the kids that died in the accident and said he was driving. Then he changed his story and blamed the other survivor. Then he changed his story yet again said he might have been the driver but he doesn’t remember. Then there is John Stirling. He ripped off a couple people I know personally. He borrowed money from them and refused to pay them back. He threatens people and is nothing but a bully. But he ripped off and burnt a couple heavy hitters that are looking for him. So he is safer in jail because he has a price on his head. Same with his son, heard there are a couple people looking for him as well. He is also being looked at for death of a young boy that got into Stirling’s vehicle with $50K and neither was ever been seen again.


This man has done wonderful things for the world.

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