Nick Loeb, Sofia Vergara's Boyfriend, Will Announce If He's Running for Senate Today UPDATE: He's Not
Loeb will make the announcement at 2 p.m. today at the Sagamore, and yes indeed, Ms. Vergara, a former Miami resident herself, will be there. Let's hope the Modern Family star will bring a box of baby Jesus.
Loeb previously attempted to run for state Senate and raised major money, but pulled out after his wife left him for her Scandinavian lover and filed for divorce. Before turning to politics, he dabbled in Hollywood by working on various testicle-themed movies.
The Miami Herald reports that Loeb might have Roger Stone in his corner. He's the controversial GOP hit man who was most recently behind the unsuccessful Miami Beach mayoral bid of Steve Berke.
Anyway, having Sofia Vergara and Roger Stone in the mix should add some much-needed excitement to an otherwise boring race. Too bad Loeb can't put his name as "Mr. Sofia Vergara" on the ballot.
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