Playboy Names Hurricanes Ninth Best Football Program of "The Playboy Era"
Of course, Playboy being Playboy they simple can't do just a listacle. They must illustrate it with a scantily clad woman, and model Jaime Edminson gets the honor of wearing the tinniest shreds of each team's jerseys.
Miami only came in ninth, but really we think she looks best in our green and orange (if you do not care particularly much for looking at pictures of near naked woman, you can also use this opportunity to discuss those shoes).
The good news is that no other Florida teams make the list. The odd news is that despite the fact we're only ninth, the Hurricanes have actually won more National Championships in "The Playboy era" (meaning 1955 to present) than every other team except Oklahoma, USC and Alabama.
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