Miami's Federal Jail Overrun With Strippers Posing As Paralegals, Lawyers Say

• Only because you perves are used to these easy prostitutes who dont have their damn green card and are willing to do all that sick shit for you.

• I just moved here from TX and this article is very true! I used to dance in TX but since i moved to south florida i have found these illegal women are willing to do whatever they have to for any amount of cash which baffels the hell out of m! They have no shame and are so open! I find it disguisting and irritating. Dont get me wrong, there are dirty women at every club for the simple fact that managers dont do anything cause they get tipped when the girl is finished with the deed but i mean it is out of control here and I look around at nobody doing a single thing about it!! WHY!

• What a joke! I think it's funny that they get away with manipulation of the judicial system, but try that in Michigan! Lawyers would get disbarred and the hookers would get locked up! Uptight judicial system in Michigan? Maybe!

• Reading this article makes me fell vindicated in the knowledge that my home state,Illinois, did not exactly set the bar for political corruption. Our recent governor has been sentenced to 15 yrs. in prison for the usual dirty politics. He'd have been much better off in Florida. Maybe they should fly some of those stripper/lawyers to meet with him in jail. He'd be lovin' it like McDonald's. They might even form a music act,since he likes to play Elvis, they could be his back-up singers.   

• hahaha...  But...  Who's gonna waterboard the waterboarders?

• No worse than what we've allowed.

• I don't see how you can say that after looking at that system and seeing the results.  That is,  unless you haven't look and are merely replying "off the top of your head". as it were.  We know that crime hurts everyone,  not just it's victims,  therefore what we seek is not punishment,  for the sake of revenge,  but real reduction and/or elimination of crime.  Various countries have tried different approaches to the problem of crime.  As we look around the world we see the different results.  So then,  the question is begged,  why would you refuse to look at (or for) successful crime reduction solutions?  Is there something else going on in your head that maybe we should know about?

• 5 giggitys

• Explain how it's a crime. Are there state-defined criteria for being designated a paralegal? Are there consequences for impersonating a paralegal? Please, do tell, Officerdust. I presume you're not impersonating an officer.

• What about focusing a little of the story about how these girls are being exploited and probably forced into this line of work. The 'disgust' from the female attorney over how these girls give her a bad image made my stomach turn. If these girls weren't being exploited then who cares? Playboy magazines? Alcohol through a straw? Wtf cares. But absolutely no focus on the human rights abuses surely going on there. FAIL.

• We'll get to the bottom of this - just waterboard em all - lawyers, strippers, inmates, the warden, the mayor. They are probably all terrorists anyway. Dick Cheney had it right - only way to get good intel and protect our American way of life is with the ol' waterboard.

• actually it is a crime.

• THATS AWESOME. I would be a legal aid and shake my brazilian booty in the jail ;) gotta have fun you only live once everyone needs to relax...

• most florida attorneys do cocaine and party with strippers,just ask jose smith the miami beach city attorney ans his hookers at maddona club.

• easy solution: execute everyone in jail.

• You know that the lawyers weren't...  How? lol

• What are the lawyers to do?  I don't doubt that many of them are struggling,  so they get a client who's willing and able to throw a few thousand dollars around like toilet paper and,  hey,  it's no crime!  So they cave!  At least a few of those drug bucks windup back in the hands of "the little people".  Of course,  in the overall it is a disgrace,  but not quite as disgraceful as some things we've been reading reports of.  Besides,  knowing that's a possibility,  certainly takes some pressure off our elected officials headed that way, hey? (laugh and the world laughs with you...  Cry...  well,  you know the drill)

• These 3rd Worlders have already made a mockery out of our country.

• The feds provide a good gig...

• spoken like a true illegal

• really u must b retarded or a lawyer..Blame the work horses 4real..HEY liberal first thing pulled out of the hat is i was denied meeting with my client your honor..

• Shut up and get back in the kitchen where you belong

• #hashtagsdontbelonginnewsreports

• are you joking? But if you don't know, it's a club. One of the most expensive and celebrity packed.  It's like the studio 54 of this time in Miami.  It's pretty good, but I prefer midtown joints.

• IS THIS WORK '' PRO BONE-O''.

• I don't see how we are paying for their strippers.

• Omg this is hilarious math.

• "...waiting on lines to get into LIV" What is LIV?

• Then I'd like a paralegal to go....and tell her to bring her sister...

• Since the lawyers aren't the ones doing the fucking, the pun wasn't a pun, but a fail. 

• Thankfully, lying misogynists can't say anything and be taken seriously. 

• Did you miss the pun?

• Did you even read the article?

• We should offer training and counseling - not to be like Denmark but because it makes sense, it would cost us all less in many ways.  Our justice system wastes lives and money. Instead of helping an otherwise miserable life, in many many cases, they pile on and make it even more difficult for the individual when they are released to enter society again. I don't think we should be required to provide porno or conjugal visits.  And, that should be "Judeo-Christian"  ;>}

• How do you figure? Obviously these drug lords aren't using public defenders and the state its buying them condoms

• I see that you're a criminal coddler.

• According to the American Bar Association, 24% of attorneys in the US are women, and 44% of law students are female. 76 percent seems pretty dominant, wouldn't you say?

• Pics or it didn't happen.

• I think she means criminal defense as a subset of the profession.

• thats how fllorida politicians and police make there money.....da

• She says "This is still kind of a male-dominated profession." No it isn't, 60 percent of all lawyers now are female. Feminists can say anything and be taken seriously, not matter how factually false it is.

• is it mad max in denmark?

• except for the fact that we, as taxpayers, are paying for it, in more ways than one . . .

• So, in other words, there is no "jail" to speak of in Denmark -- it's more like a free country club.  The POINT of being in jail, sir, is punishment and suffering for the crimes committed against law-abiding citizens.  Otherwise, it would be a free-for-all -- think Mad Max.

• No harm, no foul 

• They don't try to rehabilitate anyone. The systems in denmark offer training, counseling, psychological help. Not to mention porno and conjugal visits. But here, its not about getting better. Its about punishment, suffering. You know, some real judeo-christian b.s.

• I am sure the guards are all in on it as well, bought and paid for. true-anon.tk

• How shortsighted

• I'm all for it. If it's just drug dealers then they have been wrongly imprisoned in the first place. Definitely a Miami special.

• As the saying goes... a lawyer will always $%@^ you one way or another!

• Another one for the "Only in Miami" file!

• fiction is boring and unnecessary if you live in #Miami

• this is some epic shit...

• Quite simple. The system does not work. Rehabillitation is a joke.

• "The majority of these young, very attractive women are noncitizens" non-citizens?  seems like an easy solution....

• Fucking lawyers!

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