Miami's Federal Jail Overrun With Strippers Posing As Paralegals, Lawyers Say

Claire

I just moved here from TX and this article is very true! I used to dance in TX but since i moved to south florida i have found these illegal women are willing to do whatever they have to for any amount of cash which baffels the hell out of m! They have no shame and are so open! I find it disguisting and irritating. Dont get me wrong, there are dirty women at every club for the simple fact that managers dont do anything cause they get tipped when the girl is finished with the deed but i mean it is out of control here and I look around at nobody doing a single thing about it!! WHY!

Hooperc41

What a joke! I think it's funny that they get away with manipulation of the judicial system, but try that in Michigan! Lawyers would get disbarred and the hookers would get locked up! Uptight judicial system in Michigan? Maybe!

Chris

What about focusing a little of the story about how these girls are being exploited and probably forced into this line of work. The 'disgust' from the female attorney over how these girls give her a bad image made my stomach turn. If these girls weren't being exploited then who cares? Playboy magazines? Alcohol through a straw? Wtf cares. But absolutely no focus on the human rights abuses surely going on there. FAIL.

WideAwakeInSeattle

We'll get to the bottom of this - just waterboard em all - lawyers, strippers, inmates, the warden, the mayor. They are probably all terrorists anyway. Dick Cheney had it right - only way to get good intel and protect our American way of life is with the ol' waterboard.

Obwon

hahaha... But... Who's gonna waterboard the waterboarders?

Selita Banks

THATS AWESOME. I would be a legal aid and shake my brazilian booty in the jail ;) gotta have fun you only live once everyone needs to relax...

michael wind

most florida attorneys do cocaine and party with strippers,just ask jose smith the miami beach city attorney ans his hookers at maddona club.

Aber

easy solution: execute everyone in jail.

Ageofknowledge

These 3rd Worlders have already made a mockery out of our country.

Obwon

No worse than what we've allowed.

DIXIE PASSION

The feds provide a good gig...

KINGAJAM

IS THIS WORK '' PRO BONE-O''.

whatever

5 giggitys

Marty Gary

"...waiting on lines to get into LIV"

What is LIV?

Olga

are you joking? But if you don't know, it's a club. One of the most expensive and celebrity packed. It's like the studio 54 of this time in Miami. It's pretty good, but I prefer midtown joints.

schmeep

Pics or it didn't happen.

Jtynis

thats how fllorida politicians and police make there money.....da

Andrewronaldsmith

She says "This is still kind of a male-dominated profession." No it isn't, 60 percent of all lawyers now are female. Feminists can say anything and be taken seriously, not matter how factually false it is.

Loren

Thankfully, lying misogynists can't say anything and be taken seriously.

Roguestatus79@gmail.com

Shut up and get back in the kitchen where you belong

Nunyabidness_69

According to the American Bar Association, 24% of attorneys in the US are women, and 44% of law students are female. 76 percent seems pretty dominant, wouldn't you say?

Equalityatty

Omg this is hilarious math.

anon

I think she means criminal defense as a subset of the profession.

ManhattanProject

No harm, no foul

Fxm

really u must b retarded or a lawyer..Blame the work horses 4real..HEY liberal first thing pulled out of the hat is i was denied meeting with my client your honor..

a real paralegal

except for the fact that we, as taxpayers, are paying for it, in more ways than one . . .

Detex

I don't see how we are paying for their strippers.

Pkrevbro

Then I'd like a paralegal to go....and tell her to bring her sister...

Hobb1t

How do you figure? Obviously these drug lords aren't using public defenders and the state its buying them condoms

TungDoo

I am sure the guards are all in on it as well, bought and paid for.true-anon.tk

TungDoo

Oh I am quite sure all teh guards are in on it as well, bought and paid for.anon-surfing.tk

TungDoo

lol, oh I am sure the guards are all in on it, and on the payroll as well. Corruption is bliss.surf-privacy.tk

Tipmeformydance

I'm all for it. If it's just drug dealers then they have been wrongly imprisoned in the first place. Definitely a Miami special.

Warick1234

As the saying goes... a lawyer will always $%@^ you one way or another!

Nome Jodas

Another one for the "Only in Miami" file!

Grant Stern

fiction is boring and unnecessary if you live in #Miami

claire<3

Only because you perves are used to these easy prostitutes who dont have their damn green card and are willing to do all that sick shit for you.

xWTGx ArchAngel

#hashtagsdontbelonginnewsreports

Rothchilds main bitch.

this is some epic shit...

Tpotts1967

Quite simple. The system does not work. Rehabillitation is a joke.

Tpareso

They don't try to rehabilitate anyone. The systems in denmark offer training, counseling, psychological help. Not to mention porno and conjugal visits. But here, its not about getting better. Its about punishment, suffering. You know, some real judeo-christian b.s.

Darigi

We should offer training and counseling - not to be like Denmark but because it makes sense, it would cost us all less in many ways. Our justice system wastes lives and money. Instead of helping an otherwise miserable life, in many many cases, they pile on and make it even more difficult for the individual when they are released to enter society again.I don't think we should be required to provide porno or conjugal visits. And, that should be "Judeo-Christian" ;>}

JEREMY

Reading this article makes me fell vindicated in the knowledge that my home state,Illinois,did not exactly set the bar for political corruption.Our recent governor has been sentenced to 15 yrs. in prison for the usual dirty politics.He'd have been much better off in Florida.Maybe they should fly some of those stripper/lawyers to meet with him in jail.He'd be lovin' it like McDonald's.They might even form a music act,since he likes to play Elvis, they could be his back-up singers.

Fredredeye

I see that you're a criminal coddler.

Obwon

I don't see how you can say that after looking at that system and seeing the results. That is, unless you haven't look and are merely replying "off the top of your head". as it were. We know that crime hurts everyone, not just it's victims, therefore what we seek is not punishment, for the sake of revenge, but real reduction and/or elimination of crime. Various countries have tried different approaches to the problem of crime. As we look around the world we see the different results. So then, the question is begged, why would you refuse to look at (or for) successful crime reduction solutions? Is there something else going on in your head that maybe we should know about?

a real paralegal

So, in other words, there is no "jail" to speak of in Denmark -- it's more like a free country club. The POINT of being in jail, sir, is punishment and suffering for the crimes committed against law-abiding citizens. Otherwise, it would be a free-for-all -- think Mad Max.