2012 Resolutions: From Hank Adorno to Donna Shalala to Sid Rosenberg
And some locals should look back on the past year with shameful regret.
They could use a fresh start, so Banana Republican came up with some ideas to help them wipe the slate clean in 2012:
The WQAM shock jock should attend Gamblers Anonymous meetings. The Brooklyn native was reportedly busted for illegally plugging sponsors on-air because he lost so much cash gambling.
The Miami commissioner should sign up for anger management classes. Days before his re-election this fall, the Coconut Grove politico allegedly tackled and threatened to kill a propane-huffing antagonist who was defacing his campaign signs around town.
North Miami's mayor should resign from office. Driving around in a Porsche someone else paid for, handing out police badges to friends who aren't cops, and steering lucrative city contracts and grants to his pals are just some of the scandals dogging the city's leader.