A Real-Life Pretty Lady, Young Don King, and Future Hair

Categories: Mugshots Friday
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
Arrested: 12/2
Charged with: Resisting officer without violence
All right, dude, we don't really feel like you're trying very hard, but you do have the requisite number of face tattoos. You made the cut. Sign this release. (Just kidding. There is no release. As soon as somebody featured on Mugshots Friday finds out about it, we're all dead.)

Arrested: 11/29
Charged with: Carrying concealed weapon
This guy is just pleasant to look at. Sort of like a black Doug -- although in Doug, the black character was Smurf blue? Never noticed that before. His name was Skeeter Valentine. What a fucked-up show.

Arrested: 12/2
Charged with: Lewd and lascivious battery on a child under 12
You're really helping your cause with this mug shot, dude. You don't look cretinous and hate-filled at all.

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usa is illgood bless the clean white europe


No such place does or ever has existed. Europe has a  long history of disease FILTH, perversion, degeneracy, Racism and bloodshed. The illness in the U.S.A was a disease carried over from Europeans. Thank you.


@Nosexwithwp  I agree. Europeans always been the start of disease and filth. They even used their nasty disease as a weapon. They infected Indians with their nasty smallpox disease. They infected Africans with their nasty gay, homo disease, etc. They're murders. Racist. Selfish. And just down right disgusting.

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