A Real-Life Pretty Lady, Young Don King, and Future Hair

​Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
​Arrested: 12/2
Charged with: Resisting officer without violence
All right, dude, we don't really feel like you're trying very hard, but you do have the requisite number of face tattoos. You made the cut. Sign this release. (Just kidding. There is no release. As soon as somebody featured on Mugshots Friday finds out about it, we're all dead.)

​Arrested: 11/29
Charged with: Carrying concealed weapon
This guy is just pleasant to look at. Sort of like a black Doug -- although in Doug, the black character was Smurf blue? Never noticed that before. His name was Skeeter Valentine. What a fucked-up show.

​Arrested: 12/2
Charged with: Lewd and lascivious battery on a child under 12
You're really helping your cause with this mug shot, dude. You don't look cretinous and hate-filled at all.