Billy the Marlin Reemerges as Rainbow-Colored Mutant Fish
Well, the new Billy is finally here, and its not quite as bad, and yet not much better.
And those pants? They look like something Gwen Stefani might wear during pregnancy (except she'd actually pull them off).
And, take it form someone who never wore school colors to Hurricane games during his fat phase,
It's almost hard to believe that the Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria made his money in art dealing. How is it possible that man whose made millions in art has absolutely no aesthetic taste?
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