Broward Man Gets Jail for Finger-Banging Chihuahua

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Tomas Bautista will serve one year and one day behind bars for finger-banging his roommate's Chihuahua in February. Bautista was charged with animal cruelty, because the state's new anti-bestiality law did not go into affect until a few months after he committed the crime. Bautista pleaded no contest to the chargers.

Bautista came home drunk the night of February 17. He lived in an Oakland Park home with his 67-year-old roommate, Clemente Velasquez, and her 3-year-old Chihuahua mix, Mimi.

Velasquez heard the dog yelp and saw it run away from Bautista. Bautista had passed out without his pants in the yard. The dog, meanwhile, was holding its tail between its legs, according to the Sun-Sentinel.

Bautista told police that he gets "crazy" when he drinks and admitted to penetrating the dog with his finger.

Bautista has been in jail since his February arrest and will get credit for 313 days served. That means he'll be out in about two months. However, after his release, Bautista could face deportation.

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Geoff Paugam
Geoff Paugam

Did the reporter misunderstand pinga for finga???  You know that when you're drunk and caught with your pants off, you're probably not thinking about using your finga!

MARCY
MARCY

send him back where he came from. we dont need to import anymore sickos.

Shadyladymiami
Shadyladymiami

Let him 'get crazy' in jail and see what happens! Turn about is fair play, you psycho!

HottieConnie
HottieConnie

This guy has no standards.

I'd finger-bang a Border Collie, but NEVER a Chihuahua! 

SickOfPOSsickOs
SickOfPOSsickOs

I dont get why we house these POS assholes THEN deport them back to whogivesashit where they came from...JUST SEND THEM BACK why would we want some shit like this living in our country?  

guest
guest

Send that sick, piece of trash back to his country.  

Major
Major

Just the kind of beeener we need here...along with all the other DUIers and crud.

Pinky and the Butt
Pinky and the Butt

I have to give the dog a thunbs up for not bitching about it to much

Hcarter2
Hcarter2

I fully agree with IP although its bad enough to fondle a dog but for a cop doing it with two 12 year olds he should have been stoned too death in a public square................nothing but a scum bag........

Niecepoo2003
Niecepoo2003

What a sick freak !!!!!!   A dog...Really  ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!  They need to ship all these damn burritos back to where they came from !!!!!

MARCY
MARCY

read it again. nowhere does it saY FONDLING. THE COP SHOUDA GOT 20 YRS TOO.

Bitchy
Bitchy

Mmm burritos. Im hungry now. 

IP
IP

Man fondles chihuahua and gets 1 year in jail, but miami dade police officer fondles two, 12 year old girls and gets 5 year probation!  Oh yeah that makes a lot of sense!

Peter Voth
Peter Voth

I support this man and his actions.

Amsterdamsel
Amsterdamsel

WTF??? Are you HIGH?!

Laura_RT
Laura_RT

What shocks the hell out of me is that FIVE people liked this comment... WTF???

Vadim
Vadim

what if it was your dog he was finger banging??

maddy
maddy

men are always trying  to put something in any bitch..poor her.  they better deport his ass sick fuck

Nattyice44
Nattyice44

The dog could have done much better

ZangKoo2
ZangKoo2

Hope this loser gets his share of finger banging while in jail.www.Total-Privacy dot US

Tiffany
Tiffany

Only in Freakin Miami....

Bryancito2020
Bryancito2020

Hi there tiffany, this is outrageous, but look at this story, this police officer gets 5 year probation for fondling TWO TWELVE YEAR OLD GIRLS, but this guy gets a year and 1 day for fondling a chihuahua!!!!  There are obviously BIGGER problems with the laws of this country. Here's the site http://miami.cbslocal.com/2011...

Drake Mallard
Drake Mallard

Ah! Chihuahua

Tomas Bautista is dog molester

Do the dog, do the dogDo the dog, not the donkeyDo the dog, don't be a jerkDo the dog, watch who you work forDo the do the do the do the dogEverybody's doing the dog

MARCY
MARCY

your humor escapes me. and i have a 148 I.Q.

Ooo
Ooo

Chihuahua shouldn't have been dressed like that.. It was askin for it

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