Matchmaking With Mugshots, a Nervous Chuckle, and a Beard-Off
Charged with: Possession of cannabis with intent to sell, trespassing after warning, battery, possession of cocaine with intent to sell (within 1,000 feet of a church or convenience store), resisting officer with violence
Now that is a fucking jacket.
Charged with: Grand theft auto, knowingly driving with license suspended (second offense)
What a Miami gangstette. A "305" tattoo framed by brass knuckles. One problem: Who would date a woman with weapons inked on her chest?
Charged with: Disorderly conduct
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