Florida Woman Beats Ex With Deer Antlers

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Chelsea Harrison
Deer antlers: Not only are they the dream accouterment of any hunter's living room or an annoyingly prevalent feature of the mid-'00s hipster aesthetic, but also they're a great way to beat up your ex-boyfriend! Just ask Zephyrhills resident Chelsea Harrison. As soon as she gets out of jail anyway.

Harrison had recently broken up with her boyfriend, Terry Nowakowski, and locked him out of their home. The boyfriend decided he didn't much care for that and broke in. Harrison was waiting for him on the other side of the door with a mounted deer head. She proceeded to wakowski Nowakowski with the antlers, reports the St. Petersburg Times:
His ex-girlfriend, Chelsea Harrison, armed herself with a mounted deer head and "began striking him in the face and body with the ends of the antlers until she lost her grip, dropping it to the floor," a Pasco County Sheriff's Office report states. Nowakowski, 20, managed to flee and call for help.
Ah, the one fatal flaw of using a dead deer's stuffed head as a weapon: It has no easy-grip handle.

Harrison, 23, and Nowakowsi, 20, had been living together for three years and have a young daughter together. The pair continued to live together for the sake of the child, but apparently Harrison became upset when Nowakoski phoned his new girlfriend.

Harrison was arrested and charged with domestic battery.

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Naia McCoy
Naia McCoy

When she married a hunter...she was marrying into problems/abuse to begin with...don't ya think?  Maybe next time she wll get a Restraining Order!

Naia McCoy
Naia McCoy

I honestly think she should pursue a lawsuit.  He broke into her house.  There is somthing seriously wrong with this picture! 

disqusdik
disqusdik

She obviously has emotional issues (and she's ugly, too). No wonder he cheated on her.

Sweetie4092
Sweetie4092

i think it is awesome what she did. and my point of view, if he was braking in on her then she should have beat the crap outa him... lol you go gurl.... all women need to have the initiative to stand up for themselves.........................

Too Much
Too Much

Republican Christians, LOL! And these right wing white trash Republican losers probably weren't even drunk at the time.

lexbug
lexbug

Why did she get charged? He broke into her home. Are we not allowed to stop people from doing that? I think I would be more likely to grab any antlers I had hanging around than offer him coffee, even if he was my ex. Exes can be very dangerous, after all.

ZangKoo2
ZangKoo2

Wow now there is a really cool chick. Wow.www.Total-Privacy dot US

Naia McCoy
Naia McCoy

She has emotional issues because she protected herself?  I think you need to reassess that, sir!  Why is it in this backwards country do men still not  have the ability to think rationally?

James Smith
James Smith

Maybe because they both owned the house.

lexbug
lexbug

They split. Apparently he left or was booted out and he wasn't welcome back. He could've called the police.rather than breaking in.

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