Florida Woman Has Sex in Intersection, Refuses to Put Clothes On: "Everyone Has Already Seen Me Naked"

Categories: WTF Florida
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This WTF Florida story is so, uh, very special, we couldn't even fit the part we're she pees on someone's driveway into the headline.

You see, up in Niceville, Florida earlier this week, a 32-year-old woman had her boyfriend stop their 1998 Mitsubishi SUV in the middle of an intersection. The two proceeded to make some whoopee in the car.

The pair might have gotten away with it, but then they decided to both walk out of the car completely nude, according to NWFDailyNews.com. That's when a woman who lived near the intersection decided to call police.

Officers arrived on the scene and asked the couple to put on their clothes, but the woman refused.

"Everyone has already seen me naked, I don't have to get dressed now," she told the officer while standing completely naked in the middle of the intersection.

She finally got dressed and left the scene, but decided to come back for one more bit of insanity. She popped a squat and urinated on the driveway of the woman who originally called police. She then started yelling at the woman for ratting her out. The urination was caught on surveillance video.

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21 comments
mestes
mestes

Why don't we do it in the roadNo one will be watching uswhy don't we do it in the road...

reyderoma
reyderoma

this story has legs.(gadoful corny attempted humor)

Blackyb
Blackyb

This woman is a real female dog. This is the kind of people who have altered their training through listening to hedonistic ideals or chemicals.  These are the kinds of people who think they want to show they are "free" to do what they want when they want and have no sense of community or ideals. They are selfish and a bit on the senseless side. These are people who are attempting to destroy the morals of this country whether they are aware of it or not. They just simply think they are "cute" and different. They should be jailed for at least 30 days apiece and fined about 500 to 1000 dollars for their little display. Wonder if any minors saw their actions?  If so take it from there. This has serious potential.

BadKingJohn
BadKingJohn

Having sex in a car is a felony in Florida.

Some Guy
Some Guy

Florida.  Nuff said......

Jaem Ahat
Jaem Ahat

 I live in a quiet place far from your country. Before I leave this world, I must visit your more advanced country. There are so many strange things to see and learn. Can I also freely smoke marijuana and cocaine over there without being arrested ?

reyderoma
reyderoma

in the state of Floreeda(english ptonouciation of Florda) you can do anythig.The disneyworld town of Orlando is the worst.full sheets to the wind 24/7.

reyderoma
reyderoma

and we still tell tell arabs and africans how immoral they are.then again,Floreeda has the worst trailer parks i have ever seen.

Bostev
Bostev

Can't wait to see the surveillance footage...........

Donkey Hotay
Donkey Hotay

That's how they "roll" in Niceville ....

Macsplusmore
Macsplusmore

LMFAO! You just can't make this shit up!

Asdas
Asdas

You cant just make this "pee" up

Geo
Geo

Wait, the cop just let her go after she exposed herself? Niceville indeed.

reyderoma
reyderoma

let's play the race card.suppose they were black, they would get the book thrown at them.

Bob
Bob

In most places, police can't arrest someone for walking around naked. Notice that the officers "asked" the couple to put their clothes on. Exposing yourself is slightly different. That's more like when you walk up to someone and flash them.

I imagine that having sex in your car is illegal; perhaps the couple didn't get caught, and didn't admit to it.

As for parking in the intersection, I don't know. Maybe they just got a ticket, or moved their car before the cops got there.

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