Five Sports Stories This Year So Bizarre They Must Have Happened in Miami
|Two Orcs celebrate Lebron James losing out on his precious NBA championship ring.|
But this past year, there were far more insane sports headlines involving only-in-South-Florida-twists. We've highlighted the top five from 2011:
|Bad Ass Mom Gloria James|
It was bad enough being the most reviled NBA player with an embarrassing, rapidly receding hairline. Then Gloria James had to go get hammered while partying it up at Miami Beach's Fontainebleau Hotel. The King's mum was arrested this past April 7 for simple battery and disorderly intoxication after a confrontation with a valet. According to the police report, James yelled profanities at the valet, including "where are my fucking keys," and struck the car parker with an open hand across his face - what is commonly known as the "pimp slap" -- according to the police report. At least Delonte West wasn't riding shotgun.
Dolphins fan gets knocked out.
Hey, we can understand if some folks are a little bitter about Miami's storied NFL franchise going from the only team to go undefeated during an entire season to an 0-7 laughingstock. And we can understand that sometimes you can ingest a little too much liquid courage during four quarters of football. But sucker-punching a loudmouth schnook? That's just low-class like your apartment in Allapattah, bro.