Hugo Chavez Thinks The U.S. Secretly Gave Him And Other Latin Leaders Cancer

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Hugo Chavez has struggled through cancer over the past year, losing his hair, gaining weight and traveling repeatedly to Cuba for surgeries. Chavez has never said precisely what stage of the disease he has, but on Wednesday the Venezuelan president suggested that he knew the source: A secret U.S. cancer-causing machine.

With Argentine President Cristina Fernandez announcing that she, too, has cancer, Chavez said the number of Latin leaders with the ailment was too great for coincidence. "It would not be strange if they had the technology to induce cancer," Chavez told an Army base.

Chavez is correct that a number of left-leaning leaders have come down with cancer over the past few years; in addition to the Bolivarian strongman and Fernandez, the list includes Brazil's Dilma Rousseff and Lula de Silva, and Fernando Lugo of Paraguay.

"But this is very, very, very strange ... it's a bit difficult to reason it, including using the law of probabilities," Chavez said, according to a Reuters report.

So if not chance, what explains the cancerous outbreak in Latin American government palaces?

"It would not be strange if (the U.S.) had developed the technology to induce cancer and nobody knew about it until now," Chavez speculated.

Who knows? Maybe the Pentagon is hiding a secret, cancer-beaming death ray. But that begs the question: How the hell has Fidel Castro avoided it all these years?

Oh wait -- it turns out that Fidel actually "alerted" Chavez to the plot.

"Fidel always told me, 'Chavez take care. These people have developed technology. You are very careless. Take care what you eat, what they give you to eat ... a little needle and they inject you with I don't know what,'" Chavez said.

Hmmm, actually the CIA did try that whole exploding cigar routine on Fidel, so maybe he's got a point after all ...

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vadim_shapoval
vadim_shapoval

Hugo Chavez, Nicolas Maduro and Ferromagnetic Cancer Theory. Venezuelan President / cancer patient Hugo Chavez acknowledged the possibility that he may not be able to continue as president or begin his new term. Chavez: you should elect Nicolas Maduro as the new president. Chavez often says Christ was a socialist and a revolutionary. He also regularly quotes from the Bible, particularly the passage that says it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter Heaven. Chavez told Pope Benedict XVI that Bolivar wasn't an atheist, as many believed, but a Christian. "Our Bolivarian revolution is very Christian and I have a friend who isn't Christian, but lately has said he is a Christian in the social aspect: his name is Fidel Castro," Chavez said. Nicolas Maduro is a former bus driver and legislator. Hugo Chavez, Nicolas Maduro and Cuban oncologists ignore clinical and molecular biological aspects of the Ferromagnetic Cancer Theory (Theory from The Old Testament; Iron Conception). That is why Hugo Chavez will die soon. Ferromagnetic Cancer Theory will beat cancer. US Thermonuclear Sun-2018 will eat thermonuclear fuel [LUNAR helium-3, tritium, deuterium, lithium deuteride] and will beat Chavez's and Putin's petroleum. Medical News Today & Ferromagnetic Cancer Theory & Religious Beliefs of Cancer Patients & Miami New Times  http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/opinions/103745/ ; http://www.encognitive.com/node/18824 ;  http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/12/hugo_chavez_thinks_the_us_secr.php

Vadim Shapoval
Vadim Shapoval

HugoChavez, Cancer Plot, Vanga and Ferromagnetic Theory of Cancer. Hugo RafaelChavez Frias is the 61st and current President of Venezuela. How bad is HugoChavez's cancer? Very bad, say physicians. Hugo Chavez may have aggressivetumor, cancer experts say. Carlos Castro, a Colombian oncologist and scientificdirector of the Colombian League Against Cancer. “I wouldn’t be surprised if ina few months we hear about a small lesion elsewhere in Chavez’s body, in alung, or in the liver. That’s called metastasis.”. Hugo Chavez revealed that hehad four chemotherapy sessions. He then pronounced himself cured of cancer.Then, Chavez said Cuban doctors had detected “a lesion” with a high probabilityof being cancerous in the same spot where the first tumor had been removed.Before flying to Cuba, Chavez described how Jesus Christ had come to him in adream. “He told me, ‘Chavez, get up, it is not time to die, it is time tolive,’ ” Chavez said. 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urbabymama
urbabymama

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

guest
guest

There is evidence that he is correct - please read "dr. Mary's Monkey"  which details CIA biowarfare cancer program in New Orleans in the 1960s.

Depetriu
Depetriu

Fidel doesn't have it because he's actually a cyborg and thus immune to human diseases. That's why the CIA has a special variant of Stuxnet ready for him.

(/hurr durr)

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InjunTrouble77
InjunTrouble77

Actually the US intelligence agencies do have electromagnetic weapons that can induce cancer in the victim after extended use. For instance, when Dr Greer was investigating the government UFO coverup, three of his colleagues including he, himself developed cancer. However, I don't think the White House or the State Department is aware of such weapons. Read Dr Greer's book 'Hidden Truth: Forbidden Knowledge' for more info or see ufocoverup.org

Vengtoo
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YankeeDoodles1776
YankeeDoodles1776

The United States has the technology to do this.....If you don't think this is possible then its you who are IGNORANT!!!!

Yes, this could have happened by the United States......

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Mtmccc

This guy is nuts

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Only Maria Conchita Alonso can get to the bottom of this...

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Errbo420
Errbo420

Yea yo I don't like the guy but he has a point. The u.s.a revolves around coincidences. And ppl don't notice it. I believe chavez on this one. That too many Spanish leaders. But that's another step into the new world order. Once all Spanish leaders r down. The rest of the country is easy to get rid of. And come up wit a dumb excuse.

Ultimus Windows
Ultimus Windows

I believe it. 100%. I mean, how did AIDS after many many many decades appear all of a sudden and in a large amount?

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