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School Cop Disciplined for Dressing Up as Gynecologist "Dr. Harry Beaver"

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Donnie Riggins, the school resources officer at Lake Brantley High School in Altamonte Springs, tried way too hard to be the "cool school cop." He's been removed from the school after an internal investigation centered on a bizarre skit he delivered on the school's morning announcement involving a teacher trying to cruise students and dressing up on Halloween as Dr. Harry Beaver, gynecologist.

Riggins, apparently the school cop equivalent of Michael Scott, started his bizarre string of behavior back in October. During the morning announcements he tried to warn students about the dangers of drinking and driving and singled out English teacher Jacqueline Cahill.

Here's the transcript from Riggin's talk:
Let's say for instance you're at a party and you're doing what no teenager ever does, drinking alcohol. And out of the blue, Mrs. Cahill walks up to you. Now don't ask me why Mrs. Cahill is at a teenage party drinking alcohol but go with it. Mrs. Cahill walks up to you, she starts to give you the dirty eye. All of a sudden she says to you, "Hey Baby." Now understand something, nothing good ever follows, "Hey baby." You never heard anyone say, "Hey baby, I just got an A on my algebra test". But never the less Mrs. Cahill walks up to you , she says to you, "Hey Baby, how's about giving me a ride home." Now you know you have been drinking alcohol, but after all, it's Mrs. Cahill. And you're saying to yourself, she's giving me the dirty eyes, she's licking her chops' I think I should give her a ride. Now you get behind the wheel of a car and you're taking a huge risk because we all know of the tragedy that could follow."
Needless to say, Mrs. Cahill was none-too-pleased about the use of her name in the talk.

Riggins however apparently didn't get the memo that he should use better judgment, and on Halloween he decided to show up dressed in a wig, fake teeth, and a doctors outfit with a name badge that read, "Gynecologist, Dr. Harry Beaver."

That didn't go over well with other faculty. Mrs. Cahill herself told investigators she just shook her head and walked back into her classroom. He was asked by a vice principal to remove the name tag.

Police began an investigation into Riggin's behavior and he's now been removed from school.

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19 comments
hdmi
hdmi

  He originally planned to go as a Native American named "Chief Big Wood", but figured this would be a better idea.

ZongVoo
ZongVoo

Wow, I never even thought about it liek that dude. Wow.www.Total-Privacy [dot] US

ZongVoo
ZongVoo

Wow thats messed up man, a dude jsut cannot have any fun at all now days can he??WebPrivacy.tk

SelinaaWozz
SelinaaWozz

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SelinaaWozz
SelinaaWozz

I am a 27 years old doctor,mature and beautiful. and now i am seeking a good man who can give me real love, so i got a sername Andromeda2002 on  Agedate.СòM, a nice and free place for younger women and older men,or older women and younger men, to interact with each other.Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.

SelinaaWozz
SelinaaWozz

I am a 27 years old doctor,mature and beautiful. and now i am seeking a good man who can give me real love, so i got a sername Andromeda2002 on  Agedate.СòM, a nice and free place for younger women and older men,or older women and younger men, to interact with each other.Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.

SelinaaWozz
SelinaaWozz

I am a 27 years old doctor,mature and beautiful. and now i am seeking a good man who can give me real love, so i got a sername Andromeda2002 on  Agedate.СòM, a nice and free place for younger women and older men,or older women and younger men, to interact with each other.Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.

Skipdallas1
Skipdallas1

Didn't they used to make Mens Hats out of Harry Beavers? This is probably the origin of the term "Asshat".

Don T. Care
Don T. Care

In the example the cop used, it sounds like he wanted to use an ADULT as the example versus using a students name.  At least, in his example, the sexual innuendos were between 2 adults.  I see what the message he was trying to convey or the scenario he was trying to play out, it would have been better to use an anonymous or fictional character (maybe like Angelina Jolie walks up to you at a party...etc.)  That would have gotten a laugh and probably avoided the teachers embarassment.  I think the guys motivated to get into kids heads and "be there" for the kids--he just needs a little course correction, not a dismissal.  Or this "oh my god" reaction.  Relax Miami.  This aint news...Just saying.

BoogerFree
BoogerFree

Agreed, he's over the top for a teenage audience.

bgbear_rogerh
bgbear_rogerh

There actually was/is a OB GYN named Harry Beaver.  IIRC he worked in Hawaii and was a military doctor.

Outer Banks Golf
Outer Banks Golf

Great article comes from inspiration and frequently reading the latest news and articles about a subject and keep up the good work in this website. 

SelinaaWozz
SelinaaWozz

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Not IT
Not IT

oh course your just saying, as in its what you... just did... as if we need the explanation of what you just did, (just reading, just typing what i'm thinking, JUST SAYING) that expression is absurd.

Jamesc
Jamesc

prey tell how is judgment spelled?

DeltaT
DeltaT

It can be either judgment or judgement depending on what country you're in. This being an American site, the spelling is correct. 

Toeasylife
Toeasylife

 ok what about Ebonics as in, The Jud ax me at da trial why I be dogging on da bro like dat.

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