Mugshots Friday: Polar Man, Infinite Wisdom, and a Good, Reliable Goon
Charged with: Cocaine possession
We don't know whether to throw a skeeball at his face or save the ice caps from melting so he doesn't drown.
Charged with: Attempted strongarmed robbery and assault
This guy just looks like a ton of fun. He looks like he's from Minnesota and he invents amazing sports when he's drunk and bored, and he had a great ska record collection in junior high.
Charged with: Battery
We were doubting the veracity of the "infinite wisdom" tattoo (because of the whole arrested for battery thing) but that all-knowing squint confirms that this is indeed Miami-Dade County's version of the monk that you climb the Tibetan mountain to ask advice of. Only thing is, about 46-percent of the time, he's going to punch you in the face.